Losing My Patients
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New day and I'm raring to start
Okay, let's look at your chart
New spleen? Cool beans, pretty routine
But what say we take a look at your heart?
It seems we're fresh out of spleens
But that won't matter a smidge
'Cause I've sent Milo to see
What we have got in the fridge
These kidneys won't keep
So while you're blissfully sleeping
I'll throw some in for free
A little treat in your treatment
So you say you wanna be my patient?
Go ahead and make my day
Open up, so I can feel your heartbeat
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Hey, you ate it hard for breakfast
Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
Hey, man, I wanna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way
You might find a shrub for a lung unlikely
Nurse misheard me when I asked for an IV
At least try three, had no cats on your CAT scan
What were you expecting when you asked for a transplant?
We soon gave up with the tracking the rates of patient survival
'Cause I am psychiopathic as I am homeocidal
We heard it's hip to recycle, so now your hip's a bicycle
And we replaced your slipped disc with this record on vinyl
Digging through your small intestine gonna give you what you need
Sauerkraut and poor digestion are my two least favorite things
I wanna cut you open and take you apart
And put you right back together again
Eye for an eye
And an arm for a leg
And a pickle for an arm
Hey, what's that doing in there?
Oh, you say you got a bad kidney
I'll put it in its place
Open up, I wanna cure what ails you
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Hey, well, I'm a second-class sawbones
But, baby, that's okay
Come on! I'm gonna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Day four of my medical residence
There's organs to jettison and the morgue needs some specimens
Hippocratically negligent like I'm hacking at venison
There's a reason it's called "practising medicine"
So I'm excited to make your acquaintance
In the waiting room, I've made in my basement
'Cause I crave the sensation of your brains in my waste bin
I'm a nice guy, but I keep losing my patients
If your internals have curdled, and need some surgery urgently
It must be an emergency, if your GP refers to me
I'm certain you'd prefer to see some nerd from university
Earned their degree deservedly
'Stead of free when they purchased the "Learning Surgery DVD"
This infernal infirmary, there's a quirk in your circuitry, we'll work on it externally
Pretty soon, you'll be surfing the one-way gurney to purgatory
All aboard to absurdity, anaesthetic's a courtesy
So you say you wanna be my patient?
Go ahead and make my day
Open up, so I can feel your heartbeat
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Hey, you ate it hard for breakfast
Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
Hey, man, I wanna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way
I wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
I wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
Scalpel (yes, Doctor)
Aubergine (there you are, Doctor)
Rubber duck (yes, Doctor)
Sponge (here, Doctor)
No, for my brow, not a cake
Eh, you know what? Put the cake in, too
(Okay) why not?
Okay, let's look at your chart
New spleen? Cool beans, pretty routine
But what say we take a look at your heart?
It seems we're fresh out of spleens
But that won't matter a smidge
'Cause I've sent Milo to see
What we have got in the fridge
These kidneys won't keep
So while you're blissfully sleeping
I'll throw some in for free
A little treat in your treatment
So you say you wanna be my patient?
Go ahead and make my day
Open up, so I can feel your heartbeat
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Hey, you ate it hard for breakfast
Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
Hey, man, I wanna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way
You might find a shrub for a lung unlikely
Nurse misheard me when I asked for an IV
At least try three, had no cats on your CAT scan
What were you expecting when you asked for a transplant?
We soon gave up with the tracking the rates of patient survival
'Cause I am psychiopathic as I am homeocidal
We heard it's hip to recycle, so now your hip's a bicycle
And we replaced your slipped disc with this record on vinyl
Digging through your small intestine gonna give you what you need
Sauerkraut and poor digestion are my two least favorite things
I wanna cut you open and take you apart
And put you right back together again
Eye for an eye
And an arm for a leg
And a pickle for an arm
Hey, what's that doing in there?
Oh, you say you got a bad kidney
I'll put it in its place
Open up, I wanna cure what ails you
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Hey, well, I'm a second-class sawbones
But, baby, that's okay
Come on! I'm gonna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Day four of my medical residence
There's organs to jettison and the morgue needs some specimens
Hippocratically negligent like I'm hacking at venison
There's a reason it's called "practising medicine"
So I'm excited to make your acquaintance
In the waiting room, I've made in my basement
'Cause I crave the sensation of your brains in my waste bin
I'm a nice guy, but I keep losing my patients
If your internals have curdled, and need some surgery urgently
It must be an emergency, if your GP refers to me
I'm certain you'd prefer to see some nerd from university
Earned their degree deservedly
'Stead of free when they purchased the "Learning Surgery DVD"
This infernal infirmary, there's a quirk in your circuitry, we'll work on it externally
Pretty soon, you'll be surfing the one-way gurney to purgatory
All aboard to absurdity, anaesthetic's a courtesy
So you say you wanna be my patient?
Go ahead and make my day
Open up, so I can feel your heartbeat
I wanna get inside you in a good way
Hey, you ate it hard for breakfast
Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
Hey, man, I wanna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way
I wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
I wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
Scalpel (yes, Doctor)
Aubergine (there you are, Doctor)
Rubber duck (yes, Doctor)
Sponge (here, Doctor)
No, for my brow, not a cake
Eh, you know what? Put the cake in, too
(Okay) why not?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.90] New day and I'm raring to start
[00:05.71] Okay, let's look at your chart
[00:08.62] New spleen? Cool beans, pretty routine
[00:11.23] But what say we take a look at your heart?
[00:14.29] It seems we're fresh out of spleens
[00:15.58] But that won't matter a smidge
[00:17.17] 'Cause I've sent Milo to see
[00:18.36] What we have got in the fridge
[00:20.00] These kidneys won't keep
[00:21.23] So while you're blissfully sleeping
[00:22.74] I'll throw some in for free
[00:24.06] A little treat in your treatment
[00:25.49] So you say you wanna be my patient?
[00:28.98] Go ahead and make my day
[00:31.30] Open up, so I can feel your heartbeat
[00:33.99] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[00:37.06] Hey, you ate it hard for breakfast
[00:40.04] Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
[00:42.69] Hey, man, I wanna fix what's broken
[00:45.19] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[00:50.53] You might find a shrub for a lung unlikely
[00:53.50] Nurse misheard me when I asked for an IV
[00:56.26] At least try three, had no cats on your CAT scan
[00:59.19] What were you expecting when you asked for a transplant?
[01:02.37] We soon gave up with the tracking the rates of patient survival
[01:04.89] 'Cause I am psychiopathic as I am homeocidal
[01:07.74] We heard it's hip to recycle, so now your hip's a bicycle
[01:10.60] And we replaced your slipped disc with this record on vinyl
[01:13.51] Digging through your small intestine gonna give you what you need
[01:19.30] Sauerkraut and poor digestion are my two least favorite things
[01:24.11] I wanna cut you open and take you apart
[01:26.82] And put you right back together again
[01:30.10] Eye for an eye
[01:31.24] And an arm for a leg
[01:32.65] And a pickle for an arm
[01:33.90] Hey, what's that doing in there?
[01:36.22] Oh, you say you got a bad kidney
[01:39.62] I'll put it in its place
[01:41.95] Open up, I wanna cure what ails you
[01:44.42] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[01:47.46] Hey, well, I'm a second-class sawbones
[01:50.90] But, baby, that's okay
[01:53.29] Come on! I'm gonna fix what's broken
[01:55.75] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[02:01.68] Day four of my medical residence
[02:03.99] There's organs to jettison and the morgue needs some specimens
[02:06.65] Hippocratically negligent like I'm hacking at venison
[02:10.15] There's a reason it's called "practising medicine"
[02:12.64] So I'm excited to make your acquaintance
[02:15.84] In the waiting room, I've made in my basement
[02:17.94] 'Cause I crave the sensation of your brains in my waste bin
[02:20.88] I'm a nice guy, but I keep losing my patients
[02:24.14] If your internals have curdled, and need some surgery urgently
[02:27.21] It must be an emergency, if your GP refers to me
[02:29.97] I'm certain you'd prefer to see some nerd from university
[02:32.62] Earned their degree deservedly
[02:34.02] 'Stead of free when they purchased the "Learning Surgery DVD"
[02:36.85] This infernal infirmary, there's a quirk in your circuitry, we'll work on it externally
[02:41.16] Pretty soon, you'll be surfing the one-way gurney to purgatory
[02:43.87] All aboard to absurdity, anaesthetic's a courtesy
[02:47.38]
[03:09.19] So you say you wanna be my patient?
[03:12.48] Go ahead and make my day
[03:15.12] Open up, so I can feel your heartbeat
[03:17.52] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[03:20.58] Hey, you ate it hard for breakfast
[03:23.88] Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
[03:26.20] Hey, man, I wanna fix what's broken
[03:28.90] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[03:31.96] I wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:34.73] Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:37.76] Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:42.92] I wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:46.15] Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:49.05] Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:54.68] Scalpel (yes, Doctor)
[03:56.27] Aubergine (there you are, Doctor)
[03:58.36] Rubber duck (yes, Doctor)
[04:00.37] Sponge (here, Doctor)
[04:01.46] No, for my brow, not a cake
[04:03.82] Eh, you know what? Put the cake in, too
[04:04.61] (Okay) why not?
[04:05.96]
[00:05.71] Okay, let's look at your chart
[00:08.62] New spleen? Cool beans, pretty routine
[00:11.23] But what say we take a look at your heart?
[00:14.29] It seems we're fresh out of spleens
[00:15.58] But that won't matter a smidge
[00:17.17] 'Cause I've sent Milo to see
[00:18.36] What we have got in the fridge
[00:20.00] These kidneys won't keep
[00:21.23] So while you're blissfully sleeping
[00:22.74] I'll throw some in for free
[00:24.06] A little treat in your treatment
[00:25.49] So you say you wanna be my patient?
[00:28.98] Go ahead and make my day
[00:31.30] Open up, so I can feel your heartbeat
[00:33.99] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[00:37.06] Hey, you ate it hard for breakfast
[00:40.04] Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
[00:42.69] Hey, man, I wanna fix what's broken
[00:45.19] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[00:50.53] You might find a shrub for a lung unlikely
[00:53.50] Nurse misheard me when I asked for an IV
[00:56.26] At least try three, had no cats on your CAT scan
[00:59.19] What were you expecting when you asked for a transplant?
[01:02.37] We soon gave up with the tracking the rates of patient survival
[01:04.89] 'Cause I am psychiopathic as I am homeocidal
[01:07.74] We heard it's hip to recycle, so now your hip's a bicycle
[01:10.60] And we replaced your slipped disc with this record on vinyl
[01:13.51] Digging through your small intestine gonna give you what you need
[01:19.30] Sauerkraut and poor digestion are my two least favorite things
[01:24.11] I wanna cut you open and take you apart
[01:26.82] And put you right back together again
[01:30.10] Eye for an eye
[01:31.24] And an arm for a leg
[01:32.65] And a pickle for an arm
[01:33.90] Hey, what's that doing in there?
[01:36.22] Oh, you say you got a bad kidney
[01:39.62] I'll put it in its place
[01:41.95] Open up, I wanna cure what ails you
[01:44.42] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[01:47.46] Hey, well, I'm a second-class sawbones
[01:50.90] But, baby, that's okay
[01:53.29] Come on! I'm gonna fix what's broken
[01:55.75] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[02:01.68] Day four of my medical residence
[02:03.99] There's organs to jettison and the morgue needs some specimens
[02:06.65] Hippocratically negligent like I'm hacking at venison
[02:10.15] There's a reason it's called "practising medicine"
[02:12.64] So I'm excited to make your acquaintance
[02:15.84] In the waiting room, I've made in my basement
[02:17.94] 'Cause I crave the sensation of your brains in my waste bin
[02:20.88] I'm a nice guy, but I keep losing my patients
[02:24.14] If your internals have curdled, and need some surgery urgently
[02:27.21] It must be an emergency, if your GP refers to me
[02:29.97] I'm certain you'd prefer to see some nerd from university
[02:32.62] Earned their degree deservedly
[02:34.02] 'Stead of free when they purchased the "Learning Surgery DVD"
[02:36.85] This infernal infirmary, there's a quirk in your circuitry, we'll work on it externally
[02:41.16] Pretty soon, you'll be surfing the one-way gurney to purgatory
[02:43.87] All aboard to absurdity, anaesthetic's a courtesy
[02:47.38]
[03:09.19] So you say you wanna be my patient?
[03:12.48] Go ahead and make my day
[03:15.12] Open up, so I can feel your heartbeat
[03:17.52] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[03:20.58] Hey, you ate it hard for breakfast
[03:23.88] Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
[03:26.20] Hey, man, I wanna fix what's broken
[03:28.90] I wanna get inside you in a good way
[03:31.96] I wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:34.73] Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:37.76] Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:42.92] I wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:46.15] Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:49.05] Wanna get inside you in a good way (I keep on losing my patients)
[03:54.68] Scalpel (yes, Doctor)
[03:56.27] Aubergine (there you are, Doctor)
[03:58.36] Rubber duck (yes, Doctor)
[04:00.37] Sponge (here, Doctor)
[04:01.46] No, for my brow, not a cake
[04:03.82] Eh, you know what? Put the cake in, too
[04:04.61] (Okay) why not?
[04:05.96]