The Chairman Rolls Again
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β±οΈ 3:12 duration
π ID: 7577771
π Lyrics
Dan, it's
Admirable you want to battle at Scrabble
But are you after a challenge? Or do you just dabble?
You may do fine against the rest of the rabble
But to grapple my talent, you best be grabbing your saddle
If you tackle me! The grammatical cavalry!
Alphabetical stampede, to trample my adversaries
On a violent steed that I papier-mΓ’chΓ©d
From all the villains I've slayed and Oxford Dictionary pages
I'll tea bag you with my tile bag, anarchy
I top the tables every table top fantasy league
Any letters on my rack for you would spell "calamity"
Call me Elphabet, my skill's defying gravity
I've got a filter to prevent spam
I guess you got through because you're cheese and ham (Ha-ha!)
So, when I lay you out on the board
Well, I guess you could call me an artisan
Sure, on YouTube, you might be the man
But you've got a lot of beef for a vegan, Dan
Go rap about Fortnite, appease your fans
Or be spread too thin like a teeny jam (Ha!)
Go to war with the Chairman of the Board? Delusional
You see crappy letters? It's my score in numerals
There's a reason there are seven tiles in "funeral"
Hate to say it, Dan, playing junior isn't usual
How to get it through to you? I'll talk in terms of PUBG
It's a hundred to one that you could touch me
Thanks for the collab, I don't need your fans to buff me
I've got a Q and I don't need U to succeed
That's a lot of fans, man, the buzz is deserved
But I've never seen anyone buy a T-shirt
I've got a swarm now, so I've got a bee herd
When I'm dissing you, I'm not afraid to use the P word
Pussillanimous. Pathetic. Purely pacifist
Throws a punch precisely with the power of a platypus
Smack you so hard it's like I crammed you in the Animus
So then you'll understand that you're as crappy as your ancestors
An adder on a bird of prey's platter
And in that situation, you're the snake, I'm the latter
Pick any board game, I'll leave you in tatters
No going overboard when I battle ship rappers
On ERB, you RP'd some dead Brittons
Mess with me, eventually, you'll end up dead with 'em
Or, at the very least, temporarily bedridden
Incidentally, a Nice Peter, my rhymes are well-written
You're just a chicken, stink of Pew-55y
Hit me up, I'm chilling, sipping Brut '55 wine (ooh)
Gonna rebuttal me, Douglby? What's your pipeline?
Oh, you need to phone a friend? You want a lifeline?
I've got a nine-to-five and I can find time
I do my videos myself in the nighttime
Haven't slept a wink in months, I think it's high time
To take a nap, but I'm always up for fight rhymes
I like to think we're mates, right? Playfight?
Games night, makin' like we're fighting in the daylight
Farm a little drama, gotta get the clickbait hype
Berate my rhymes, but simultaneously parade my
Face on your channel in the hopes your fanbase might
Come over to mine, maybe drop a like, say "hi"?
But wait right there, Dan. Scrabble is a way of life
Let a player get away? You'll never see that day arrive
So come on, Dan Bull, you think you're a handful?
I'm Settling Catan, you're in a jam with Screwball Scramble
Happenstance that your Battleplans were in anagrams
Your name's an anagram for your skills: Bad Null
This was a Risk, but Guess Who's bold?
I'm a Hungry Hypocrite squeezing views out of insults
Meet me on the board, no proper nouns involved
I don't have your subs, but can pronounce "evolve"
A spot of Pictionary, can you pass the trial?
It's a pic depicting me, the victor by a mile!
I'll crush you with a flipping dictionary and all the while
I'll be writing your obituary in little wooden tiles
Admirable you want to battle at Scrabble
But are you after a challenge? Or do you just dabble?
You may do fine against the rest of the rabble
But to grapple my talent, you best be grabbing your saddle
If you tackle me! The grammatical cavalry!
Alphabetical stampede, to trample my adversaries
On a violent steed that I papier-mΓ’chΓ©d
From all the villains I've slayed and Oxford Dictionary pages
I'll tea bag you with my tile bag, anarchy
I top the tables every table top fantasy league
Any letters on my rack for you would spell "calamity"
Call me Elphabet, my skill's defying gravity
I've got a filter to prevent spam
I guess you got through because you're cheese and ham (Ha-ha!)
So, when I lay you out on the board
Well, I guess you could call me an artisan
Sure, on YouTube, you might be the man
But you've got a lot of beef for a vegan, Dan
Go rap about Fortnite, appease your fans
Or be spread too thin like a teeny jam (Ha!)
Go to war with the Chairman of the Board? Delusional
You see crappy letters? It's my score in numerals
There's a reason there are seven tiles in "funeral"
Hate to say it, Dan, playing junior isn't usual
How to get it through to you? I'll talk in terms of PUBG
It's a hundred to one that you could touch me
Thanks for the collab, I don't need your fans to buff me
I've got a Q and I don't need U to succeed
That's a lot of fans, man, the buzz is deserved
But I've never seen anyone buy a T-shirt
I've got a swarm now, so I've got a bee herd
When I'm dissing you, I'm not afraid to use the P word
Pussillanimous. Pathetic. Purely pacifist
Throws a punch precisely with the power of a platypus
Smack you so hard it's like I crammed you in the Animus
So then you'll understand that you're as crappy as your ancestors
An adder on a bird of prey's platter
And in that situation, you're the snake, I'm the latter
Pick any board game, I'll leave you in tatters
No going overboard when I battle ship rappers
On ERB, you RP'd some dead Brittons
Mess with me, eventually, you'll end up dead with 'em
Or, at the very least, temporarily bedridden
Incidentally, a Nice Peter, my rhymes are well-written
You're just a chicken, stink of Pew-55y
Hit me up, I'm chilling, sipping Brut '55 wine (ooh)
Gonna rebuttal me, Douglby? What's your pipeline?
Oh, you need to phone a friend? You want a lifeline?
I've got a nine-to-five and I can find time
I do my videos myself in the nighttime
Haven't slept a wink in months, I think it's high time
To take a nap, but I'm always up for fight rhymes
I like to think we're mates, right? Playfight?
Games night, makin' like we're fighting in the daylight
Farm a little drama, gotta get the clickbait hype
Berate my rhymes, but simultaneously parade my
Face on your channel in the hopes your fanbase might
Come over to mine, maybe drop a like, say "hi"?
But wait right there, Dan. Scrabble is a way of life
Let a player get away? You'll never see that day arrive
So come on, Dan Bull, you think you're a handful?
I'm Settling Catan, you're in a jam with Screwball Scramble
Happenstance that your Battleplans were in anagrams
Your name's an anagram for your skills: Bad Null
This was a Risk, but Guess Who's bold?
I'm a Hungry Hypocrite squeezing views out of insults
Meet me on the board, no proper nouns involved
I don't have your subs, but can pronounce "evolve"
A spot of Pictionary, can you pass the trial?
It's a pic depicting me, the victor by a mile!
I'll crush you with a flipping dictionary and all the while
I'll be writing your obituary in little wooden tiles
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:17.39] Dan, it's
[00:19.41] Admirable you want to battle at Scrabble
[00:21.53] But are you after a challenge? Or do you just dabble?
[00:24.37] You may do fine against the rest of the rabble
[00:26.15] But to grapple my talent, you best be grabbing your saddle
[00:28.72] If you tackle me! The grammatical cavalry!
[00:31.12] Alphabetical stampede, to trample my adversaries
[00:33.48] On a violent steed that I papier-mΓ’chΓ©d
[00:35.80] From all the villains I've slayed and Oxford Dictionary pages
[00:38.61] I'll tea bag you with my tile bag, anarchy
[00:40.94] I top the tables every table top fantasy league
[00:43.07] Any letters on my rack for you would spell "calamity"
[00:45.56] Call me Elphabet, my skill's defying gravity
[00:47.90] I've got a filter to prevent spam
[00:49.62] I guess you got through because you're cheese and ham (Ha-ha!)
[00:52.79] So, when I lay you out on the board
[00:54.59] Well, I guess you could call me an artisan
[00:56.67] Sure, on YouTube, you might be the man
[00:59.23] But you've got a lot of beef for a vegan, Dan
[01:01.54] Go rap about Fortnite, appease your fans
[01:03.84] Or be spread too thin like a teeny jam (Ha!)
[01:06.47] Go to war with the Chairman of the Board? Delusional
[01:08.85] You see crappy letters? It's my score in numerals
[01:11.19] There's a reason there are seven tiles in "funeral"
[01:13.48] Hate to say it, Dan, playing junior isn't usual
[01:15.83] How to get it through to you? I'll talk in terms of PUBG
[01:18.37] It's a hundred to one that you could touch me
[01:20.40] Thanks for the collab, I don't need your fans to buff me
[01:23.07] I've got a Q and I don't need U to succeed
[01:25.48] That's a lot of fans, man, the buzz is deserved
[01:27.92] But I've never seen anyone buy a T-shirt
[01:30.08] I've got a swarm now, so I've got a bee herd
[01:32.30] When I'm dissing you, I'm not afraid to use the P word
[01:34.76] Pussillanimous. Pathetic. Purely pacifist
[01:36.84] Throws a punch precisely with the power of a platypus
[01:39.26] Smack you so hard it's like I crammed you in the Animus
[01:41.58] So then you'll understand that you're as crappy as your ancestors
[01:44.47] An adder on a bird of prey's platter
[01:46.25] And in that situation, you're the snake, I'm the latter
[01:48.87] Pick any board game, I'll leave you in tatters
[01:50.97] No going overboard when I battle ship rappers
[01:53.28] On ERB, you RP'd some dead Brittons
[01:55.84] Mess with me, eventually, you'll end up dead with 'em
[01:57.84] Or, at the very least, temporarily bedridden
[02:00.58] Incidentally, a Nice Peter, my rhymes are well-written
[02:02.87] You're just a chicken, stink of Pew-55y
[02:05.13] Hit me up, I'm chilling, sipping Brut '55 wine (ooh)
[02:07.58] Gonna rebuttal me, Douglby? What's your pipeline?
[02:09.83] Oh, you need to phone a friend? You want a lifeline?
[02:12.27] I've got a nine-to-five and I can find time
[02:14.50] I do my videos myself in the nighttime
[02:16.88] Haven't slept a wink in months, I think it's high time
[02:19.44] To take a nap, but I'm always up for fight rhymes
[02:21.56] I like to think we're mates, right? Playfight?
[02:23.37] Games night, makin' like we're fighting in the daylight
[02:25.61] Farm a little drama, gotta get the clickbait hype
[02:28.10] Berate my rhymes, but simultaneously parade my
[02:30.34] Face on your channel in the hopes your fanbase might
[02:32.63] Come over to mine, maybe drop a like, say "hi"?
[02:34.77] But wait right there, Dan. Scrabble is a way of life
[02:37.02] Let a player get away? You'll never see that day arrive
[02:40.43] So come on, Dan Bull, you think you're a handful?
[02:42.55] I'm Settling Catan, you're in a jam with Screwball Scramble
[02:44.83] Happenstance that your Battleplans were in anagrams
[02:46.99] Your name's an anagram for your skills: Bad Null
[02:49.89] This was a Risk, but Guess Who's bold?
[02:51.69] I'm a Hungry Hypocrite squeezing views out of insults
[02:54.57] Meet me on the board, no proper nouns involved
[02:56.86] I don't have your subs, but can pronounce "evolve"
[02:59.23] A spot of Pictionary, can you pass the trial?
[03:01.34] It's a pic depicting me, the victor by a mile!
[03:03.65] I'll crush you with a flipping dictionary and all the while
[03:05.72] I'll be writing your obituary in little wooden tiles
[03:09.68]
[00:19.41] Admirable you want to battle at Scrabble
[00:21.53] But are you after a challenge? Or do you just dabble?
[00:24.37] You may do fine against the rest of the rabble
[00:26.15] But to grapple my talent, you best be grabbing your saddle
[00:28.72] If you tackle me! The grammatical cavalry!
[00:31.12] Alphabetical stampede, to trample my adversaries
[00:33.48] On a violent steed that I papier-mΓ’chΓ©d
[00:35.80] From all the villains I've slayed and Oxford Dictionary pages
[00:38.61] I'll tea bag you with my tile bag, anarchy
[00:40.94] I top the tables every table top fantasy league
[00:43.07] Any letters on my rack for you would spell "calamity"
[00:45.56] Call me Elphabet, my skill's defying gravity
[00:47.90] I've got a filter to prevent spam
[00:49.62] I guess you got through because you're cheese and ham (Ha-ha!)
[00:52.79] So, when I lay you out on the board
[00:54.59] Well, I guess you could call me an artisan
[00:56.67] Sure, on YouTube, you might be the man
[00:59.23] But you've got a lot of beef for a vegan, Dan
[01:01.54] Go rap about Fortnite, appease your fans
[01:03.84] Or be spread too thin like a teeny jam (Ha!)
[01:06.47] Go to war with the Chairman of the Board? Delusional
[01:08.85] You see crappy letters? It's my score in numerals
[01:11.19] There's a reason there are seven tiles in "funeral"
[01:13.48] Hate to say it, Dan, playing junior isn't usual
[01:15.83] How to get it through to you? I'll talk in terms of PUBG
[01:18.37] It's a hundred to one that you could touch me
[01:20.40] Thanks for the collab, I don't need your fans to buff me
[01:23.07] I've got a Q and I don't need U to succeed
[01:25.48] That's a lot of fans, man, the buzz is deserved
[01:27.92] But I've never seen anyone buy a T-shirt
[01:30.08] I've got a swarm now, so I've got a bee herd
[01:32.30] When I'm dissing you, I'm not afraid to use the P word
[01:34.76] Pussillanimous. Pathetic. Purely pacifist
[01:36.84] Throws a punch precisely with the power of a platypus
[01:39.26] Smack you so hard it's like I crammed you in the Animus
[01:41.58] So then you'll understand that you're as crappy as your ancestors
[01:44.47] An adder on a bird of prey's platter
[01:46.25] And in that situation, you're the snake, I'm the latter
[01:48.87] Pick any board game, I'll leave you in tatters
[01:50.97] No going overboard when I battle ship rappers
[01:53.28] On ERB, you RP'd some dead Brittons
[01:55.84] Mess with me, eventually, you'll end up dead with 'em
[01:57.84] Or, at the very least, temporarily bedridden
[02:00.58] Incidentally, a Nice Peter, my rhymes are well-written
[02:02.87] You're just a chicken, stink of Pew-55y
[02:05.13] Hit me up, I'm chilling, sipping Brut '55 wine (ooh)
[02:07.58] Gonna rebuttal me, Douglby? What's your pipeline?
[02:09.83] Oh, you need to phone a friend? You want a lifeline?
[02:12.27] I've got a nine-to-five and I can find time
[02:14.50] I do my videos myself in the nighttime
[02:16.88] Haven't slept a wink in months, I think it's high time
[02:19.44] To take a nap, but I'm always up for fight rhymes
[02:21.56] I like to think we're mates, right? Playfight?
[02:23.37] Games night, makin' like we're fighting in the daylight
[02:25.61] Farm a little drama, gotta get the clickbait hype
[02:28.10] Berate my rhymes, but simultaneously parade my
[02:30.34] Face on your channel in the hopes your fanbase might
[02:32.63] Come over to mine, maybe drop a like, say "hi"?
[02:34.77] But wait right there, Dan. Scrabble is a way of life
[02:37.02] Let a player get away? You'll never see that day arrive
[02:40.43] So come on, Dan Bull, you think you're a handful?
[02:42.55] I'm Settling Catan, you're in a jam with Screwball Scramble
[02:44.83] Happenstance that your Battleplans were in anagrams
[02:46.99] Your name's an anagram for your skills: Bad Null
[02:49.89] This was a Risk, but Guess Who's bold?
[02:51.69] I'm a Hungry Hypocrite squeezing views out of insults
[02:54.57] Meet me on the board, no proper nouns involved
[02:56.86] I don't have your subs, but can pronounce "evolve"
[02:59.23] A spot of Pictionary, can you pass the trial?
[03:01.34] It's a pic depicting me, the victor by a mile!
[03:03.65] I'll crush you with a flipping dictionary and all the while
[03:05.72] I'll be writing your obituary in little wooden tiles
[03:09.68]