Wake Me Up Before You Goat-Goat
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Sun dawns on a charming town
From the farm, an alarming sound
I've been charged with the charging round
Now I'm in charge, I'ma barge it down
Say hello to the capra hircus
That's "goat" to the not so learned
Got no permit, got no purpose
Herd-less, murderous, at your service
Universe's staunchest critic
Never thought much about the laws of physics
I'm a nuisance in a whole new sense
Newton never glued tongues to a Civic
Ooh, I don't care if you go to the gym
You'll never keep control of your limbs
'Cause I leave more ragdolls than Rosie and Jim
So duck when I buck, or you're going for a swim
I'm a bomb blast sporting some long, black horns
Like a compact horse full of impact force
It's fact if a thing is intact, then I'm gonna hit that
Shatter it and bring back scores
One butt to your bumper and you're flambΓ©ed
Nah, you don't know the meaning of a ram raid
Leave you with a shiner so bright you might
Swap that bandaid out for a lampshade
No so triumphant an ungulate
Under the Sun, so come on, wanna come for it?
Four-hooved wonder of thunderous encumbrance
Tear you asunder and run for the fun of it
Stumble in front of my muzzle and you're busted
Force of a blunderbuss β call me a mus-kid
I stampede, I bleat, you bleed
Best get your insurance premium adjusted
And sure as mountain breaks for skies
A noble hero shall arise
One chosen who, so bold and true
With cloven hooves and brutal cries
A beast so twisted and deformed
The kingdom rests upon his horns
We just can't say if we'll be slayed
Along his way to fame and glory
Did you hope you'd get advanced warning?
Know this goat's the best at barnstorming
I'll smash your teeth in gymnastic feats
This elastic beast is performing
My skeletal structure's a bit of a mystery
Pardon, Darwin? You must have missed me
Half in the garden, half in the city
One heck of a flex, but I'm extra twisty
Bit of a stretch, all the damage I do
'Cause I'm pretty adept at slamming my hooves
Through the fence, while my head is jammed in the roof
Don't care what the devs really planned me to do
When I bleat, I leave no survivors
I am a freak with adhesive saliva
One lick of the tongue and you're fixed to be flung
Unless you click to become a subscriber
I can be a tall goat, I can be a small goat
I can be a barely even goat-like at all goat
With anatomies so frantically random
David Attenborough would grapple with a sore throat
Mess with the bull and you get the horns
That bull's got nothing on a Capricorn
Capricious caprine in a jetpack flying
Better get back, I'm about to storm in
And wreck another peaceful day
As a piece of bread, or a microwave
Don't need a fleece, see every species
Is just a goat with a coat of paint
Now I'm done and your town is a write-off
Got no thumbs to accomplish a mic drop
One tip, if you value your life
Stop living it right by the side of the livestock
Out among the worlds afar
They say you can hear the "baaa"
In a distant nebula
They say that he licked the stars
Dashing in depravity
Thrashing against gravity
Gallantly he gallops, the
Last hope for the galaxy
Baa baa baa baaa ba baaaaa
(Baa ba baaa)
Baa baa baa baaa ba baaaaa
(Baa ba baaa)
But as debris is raining down
With flames and screaming all around
Perhaps it wasn't the best plan
To let him pilot without hands
From the farm, an alarming sound
I've been charged with the charging round
Now I'm in charge, I'ma barge it down
Say hello to the capra hircus
That's "goat" to the not so learned
Got no permit, got no purpose
Herd-less, murderous, at your service
Universe's staunchest critic
Never thought much about the laws of physics
I'm a nuisance in a whole new sense
Newton never glued tongues to a Civic
Ooh, I don't care if you go to the gym
You'll never keep control of your limbs
'Cause I leave more ragdolls than Rosie and Jim
So duck when I buck, or you're going for a swim
I'm a bomb blast sporting some long, black horns
Like a compact horse full of impact force
It's fact if a thing is intact, then I'm gonna hit that
Shatter it and bring back scores
One butt to your bumper and you're flambΓ©ed
Nah, you don't know the meaning of a ram raid
Leave you with a shiner so bright you might
Swap that bandaid out for a lampshade
No so triumphant an ungulate
Under the Sun, so come on, wanna come for it?
Four-hooved wonder of thunderous encumbrance
Tear you asunder and run for the fun of it
Stumble in front of my muzzle and you're busted
Force of a blunderbuss β call me a mus-kid
I stampede, I bleat, you bleed
Best get your insurance premium adjusted
And sure as mountain breaks for skies
A noble hero shall arise
One chosen who, so bold and true
With cloven hooves and brutal cries
A beast so twisted and deformed
The kingdom rests upon his horns
We just can't say if we'll be slayed
Along his way to fame and glory
Did you hope you'd get advanced warning?
Know this goat's the best at barnstorming
I'll smash your teeth in gymnastic feats
This elastic beast is performing
My skeletal structure's a bit of a mystery
Pardon, Darwin? You must have missed me
Half in the garden, half in the city
One heck of a flex, but I'm extra twisty
Bit of a stretch, all the damage I do
'Cause I'm pretty adept at slamming my hooves
Through the fence, while my head is jammed in the roof
Don't care what the devs really planned me to do
When I bleat, I leave no survivors
I am a freak with adhesive saliva
One lick of the tongue and you're fixed to be flung
Unless you click to become a subscriber
I can be a tall goat, I can be a small goat
I can be a barely even goat-like at all goat
With anatomies so frantically random
David Attenborough would grapple with a sore throat
Mess with the bull and you get the horns
That bull's got nothing on a Capricorn
Capricious caprine in a jetpack flying
Better get back, I'm about to storm in
And wreck another peaceful day
As a piece of bread, or a microwave
Don't need a fleece, see every species
Is just a goat with a coat of paint
Now I'm done and your town is a write-off
Got no thumbs to accomplish a mic drop
One tip, if you value your life
Stop living it right by the side of the livestock
Out among the worlds afar
They say you can hear the "baaa"
In a distant nebula
They say that he licked the stars
Dashing in depravity
Thrashing against gravity
Gallantly he gallops, the
Last hope for the galaxy
Baa baa baa baaa ba baaaaa
(Baa ba baaa)
Baa baa baa baaa ba baaaaa
(Baa ba baaa)
But as debris is raining down
With flames and screaming all around
Perhaps it wasn't the best plan
To let him pilot without hands
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.95] Sun dawns on a charming town
[00:17.40] From the farm, an alarming sound
[00:18.97] I've been charged with the charging round
[00:20.40] Now I'm in charge, I'ma barge it down
[00:21.99] Say hello to the capra hircus
[00:23.87] That's "goat" to the not so learned
[00:25.09] Got no permit, got no purpose
[00:26.47] Herd-less, murderous, at your service
[00:28.22] Universe's staunchest critic
[00:29.73] Never thought much about the laws of physics
[00:30.97] I'm a nuisance in a whole new sense
[00:32.47] Newton never glued tongues to a Civic
[00:33.95] Ooh, I don't care if you go to the gym
[00:35.77] You'll never keep control of your limbs
[00:37.21] 'Cause I leave more ragdolls than Rosie and Jim
[00:38.76] So duck when I buck, or you're going for a swim
[00:40.29] I'm a bomb blast sporting some long, black horns
[00:41.86] Like a compact horse full of impact force
[00:43.35] It's fact if a thing is intact, then I'm gonna hit that
[00:45.73] Shatter it and bring back scores
[00:46.55] One butt to your bumper and you're flambΓ©ed
[00:48.30] Nah, you don't know the meaning of a ram raid
[00:49.88] Leave you with a shiner so bright you might
[00:51.34] Swap that bandaid out for a lampshade
[00:52.79] No so triumphant an ungulate
[00:54.24] Under the Sun, so come on, wanna come for it?
[00:55.79] Four-hooved wonder of thunderous encumbrance
[00:57.12] Tear you asunder and run for the fun of it
[00:58.66] Stumble in front of my muzzle and you're busted
[01:00.05] Force of a blunderbuss β call me a mus-kid
[01:01.17] I stampede, I bleat, you bleed
[01:02.42] Best get your insurance premium adjusted
[01:05.36] And sure as mountain breaks for skies
[01:08.03] A noble hero shall arise
[01:11.33] One chosen who, so bold and true
[01:14.35] With cloven hooves and brutal cries
[01:17.31] A beast so twisted and deformed
[01:20.30] The kingdom rests upon his horns
[01:23.51] We just can't say if we'll be slayed
[01:26.53] Along his way to fame and glory
[01:29.23] Did you hope you'd get advanced warning?
[01:30.50] Know this goat's the best at barnstorming
[01:31.98] I'll smash your teeth in gymnastic feats
[01:33.78] This elastic beast is performing
[01:35.25] My skeletal structure's a bit of a mystery
[01:36.60] Pardon, Darwin? You must have missed me
[01:38.44] Half in the garden, half in the city
[01:39.64] One heck of a flex, but I'm extra twisty
[01:41.66] Bit of a stretch, all the damage I do
[01:42.89] 'Cause I'm pretty adept at slamming my hooves
[01:44.39] Through the fence, while my head is jammed in the roof
[01:46.10] Don't care what the devs really planned me to do
[01:47.69] When I bleat, I leave no survivors
[01:48.86] I am a freak with adhesive saliva
[01:50.24] One lick of the tongue and you're fixed to be flung
[01:52.10] Unless you click to become a subscriber
[01:53.59] I can be a tall goat, I can be a small goat
[01:54.63] I can be a barely even goat-like at all goat
[01:56.41] With anatomies so frantically random
[01:57.86] David Attenborough would grapple with a sore throat
[01:59.70] Mess with the bull and you get the horns
[02:00.87] That bull's got nothing on a Capricorn
[02:02.40] Capricious caprine in a jetpack flying
[02:03.95] Better get back, I'm about to storm in
[02:05.70] And wreck another peaceful day
[02:06.91] As a piece of bread, or a microwave
[02:08.49] Don't need a fleece, see every species
[02:10.41] Is just a goat with a coat of paint
[02:11.83] Now I'm done and your town is a write-off
[02:13.30] Got no thumbs to accomplish a mic drop
[02:15.04] One tip, if you value your life
[02:16.35] Stop living it right by the side of the livestock
[02:19.01] Out among the worlds afar
[02:21.73] They say you can hear the "baaa"
[02:24.73] In a distant nebula
[02:27.96] They say that he licked the stars
[02:31.13] Dashing in depravity
[02:33.87] Thrashing against gravity
[02:37.10] Gallantly he gallops, the
[02:39.80] Last hope for the galaxy
[02:43.06] Baa baa baa baaa ba baaaaa
[02:47.28] (Baa ba baaa)
[02:48.99] Baa baa baa baaa ba baaaaa
[02:53.15] (Baa ba baaa)
[02:55.25] But as debris is raining down
[02:58.24] With flames and screaming all around
[03:01.44] Perhaps it wasn't the best plan
[03:04.45] To let him pilot without hands
[03:07.49]
[00:17.40] From the farm, an alarming sound
[00:18.97] I've been charged with the charging round
[00:20.40] Now I'm in charge, I'ma barge it down
[00:21.99] Say hello to the capra hircus
[00:23.87] That's "goat" to the not so learned
[00:25.09] Got no permit, got no purpose
[00:26.47] Herd-less, murderous, at your service
[00:28.22] Universe's staunchest critic
[00:29.73] Never thought much about the laws of physics
[00:30.97] I'm a nuisance in a whole new sense
[00:32.47] Newton never glued tongues to a Civic
[00:33.95] Ooh, I don't care if you go to the gym
[00:35.77] You'll never keep control of your limbs
[00:37.21] 'Cause I leave more ragdolls than Rosie and Jim
[00:38.76] So duck when I buck, or you're going for a swim
[00:40.29] I'm a bomb blast sporting some long, black horns
[00:41.86] Like a compact horse full of impact force
[00:43.35] It's fact if a thing is intact, then I'm gonna hit that
[00:45.73] Shatter it and bring back scores
[00:46.55] One butt to your bumper and you're flambΓ©ed
[00:48.30] Nah, you don't know the meaning of a ram raid
[00:49.88] Leave you with a shiner so bright you might
[00:51.34] Swap that bandaid out for a lampshade
[00:52.79] No so triumphant an ungulate
[00:54.24] Under the Sun, so come on, wanna come for it?
[00:55.79] Four-hooved wonder of thunderous encumbrance
[00:57.12] Tear you asunder and run for the fun of it
[00:58.66] Stumble in front of my muzzle and you're busted
[01:00.05] Force of a blunderbuss β call me a mus-kid
[01:01.17] I stampede, I bleat, you bleed
[01:02.42] Best get your insurance premium adjusted
[01:05.36] And sure as mountain breaks for skies
[01:08.03] A noble hero shall arise
[01:11.33] One chosen who, so bold and true
[01:14.35] With cloven hooves and brutal cries
[01:17.31] A beast so twisted and deformed
[01:20.30] The kingdom rests upon his horns
[01:23.51] We just can't say if we'll be slayed
[01:26.53] Along his way to fame and glory
[01:29.23] Did you hope you'd get advanced warning?
[01:30.50] Know this goat's the best at barnstorming
[01:31.98] I'll smash your teeth in gymnastic feats
[01:33.78] This elastic beast is performing
[01:35.25] My skeletal structure's a bit of a mystery
[01:36.60] Pardon, Darwin? You must have missed me
[01:38.44] Half in the garden, half in the city
[01:39.64] One heck of a flex, but I'm extra twisty
[01:41.66] Bit of a stretch, all the damage I do
[01:42.89] 'Cause I'm pretty adept at slamming my hooves
[01:44.39] Through the fence, while my head is jammed in the roof
[01:46.10] Don't care what the devs really planned me to do
[01:47.69] When I bleat, I leave no survivors
[01:48.86] I am a freak with adhesive saliva
[01:50.24] One lick of the tongue and you're fixed to be flung
[01:52.10] Unless you click to become a subscriber
[01:53.59] I can be a tall goat, I can be a small goat
[01:54.63] I can be a barely even goat-like at all goat
[01:56.41] With anatomies so frantically random
[01:57.86] David Attenborough would grapple with a sore throat
[01:59.70] Mess with the bull and you get the horns
[02:00.87] That bull's got nothing on a Capricorn
[02:02.40] Capricious caprine in a jetpack flying
[02:03.95] Better get back, I'm about to storm in
[02:05.70] And wreck another peaceful day
[02:06.91] As a piece of bread, or a microwave
[02:08.49] Don't need a fleece, see every species
[02:10.41] Is just a goat with a coat of paint
[02:11.83] Now I'm done and your town is a write-off
[02:13.30] Got no thumbs to accomplish a mic drop
[02:15.04] One tip, if you value your life
[02:16.35] Stop living it right by the side of the livestock
[02:19.01] Out among the worlds afar
[02:21.73] They say you can hear the "baaa"
[02:24.73] In a distant nebula
[02:27.96] They say that he licked the stars
[02:31.13] Dashing in depravity
[02:33.87] Thrashing against gravity
[02:37.10] Gallantly he gallops, the
[02:39.80] Last hope for the galaxy
[02:43.06] Baa baa baa baaa ba baaaaa
[02:47.28] (Baa ba baaa)
[02:48.99] Baa baa baa baaa ba baaaaa
[02:53.15] (Baa ba baaa)
[02:55.25] But as debris is raining down
[02:58.24] With flames and screaming all around
[03:01.44] Perhaps it wasn't the best plan
[03:04.45] To let him pilot without hands
[03:07.49]