Phone Machine

"Hello, no one can get
To the phone right now
So i'm so sorry
I missed your call
I'll see you on sunday
Good-bye, i love you.
But,
If this is you,
You can suck my tick!
If it's my boss,
Fudge you! i quit!
Anyone else,
You can do the same
Don't leave a message,
Unless you're viking lame!