Catching Santa

[00:16.09] This year, I'm really staying up all night
[00:23.60] This year, I'm finally gonna do it right
[00:31.34] This year, I've got a flawless plan that just can't fail
[00:36.31] Dear God, I hope it doesn't fail
[00:39.08] This year will now become a legendary tale
[00:44.16] I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight
[00:50.47] This year I hid a camera in the Christmas tree
[00:57.98] This year, he'll finally pay for his trespassery
[01:05.93] This year, motion alarms equipped with laser beams
[01:10.81] By now, I bet you sense a theme
[01:13.43] This year I'm drinking my third cup of straight caffeine
[01:18.61] I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight
[01:25.02] This year, (this year) I bought a stun gun
[01:28.44] Thought you'd never ask
[01:32.75] This year, (this year) night visión goggles and a black ski mask
[01:40.44] This year, I set a tripwire net in case he runs
[01:45.42] It'd be so funny if he runs
[01:48.07] This year, so what?
[01:50.28] I cleaned out our vacation fund
[01:53.26] I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight
[01:55.59] Then the house grew quiet
[01:58.27] He stoked the fire and sat down by it
[02:02.86] Warm and cozy underneath his blanket
[02:12.09] This year, I fell asleep at 1.00 a.m
[02:18.94] This year, I blame the turkey and the tryptophan
[02:26.23] This year, I'm finally starting to rethink my life
[02:31.52] Dear god, I've got to get a life
[02:33.98] This year maybe I'll join my children and my wife
[02:39.18] They're at her mother's house tonight
[02:41.65] This year, oh wait
[02:44.16] If Santa hasn't made it back, break in his workshop set a trap
[02:49.56] This year, that slippery Saint Nick won't expect that
[02:54.75] I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight
[03:02.10] I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight...
[03:13.77] I'm coming to get you, Santa!
[03:16.12] Santa!
[03:17.17] Ho, ho, ho!
[03:19.13] Merry Christmas!
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