Code Monkey

[00:00.65] Code Monkey get up, get coffee
[00:03.55] Code Monkey go to job
[00:06.40] Code Monkey have boring meeting
[00:09.56] With boring manager Rob
[00:12.40] Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
[00:15.49] But his output stink
[00:18.36] His code not "functional" or "elegant"
[00:21.38] What do Code Monkey think?
[00:23.17] Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write
[00:26.32] God-damned login page himself
[00:29.12] Code Monkey not say it out loud
[00:32.17] Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
[00:35.16] Code Monkey like Fritos
[00:38.24] Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
[00:41.26] Code Monkey very simple man
[00:44.11] With big warm fuzzy secret heart
[00:47.26] Code Monkey like you
[00:53.29] Code Monkey like you
[01:00.76] Code Monkey hang around at front desk
[01:03.55] Tell you sweater look nice
[01:06.73] Code Monkey offer buy you soda
[01:09.35] Bring you cup, bring you ice
[01:12.40] You say no thank you for the soda 'cause
[01:15.39] Soda make you fat
[01:18.54] Anyway you busy with the telephone
[01:21.59] No time for chat
[01:23.33] Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
[01:26.58] He sit down pretend to work
[01:29.31] Code Monkey not thinking so straight
[01:32.16] Code Monkey not feeling so great
[01:35.05] Code Monkey like Fritos
[01:38.26] Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
[01:41.22] Code Monkey very simple man
[01:43.95] With big warm fuzzy secret heart
[01:47.13] Code Monkey like you
[01:53.22] Code Monkey like you a lot
[01:58.60]
[02:06.54] Code Monkey have every reason
[02:09.30] To get out this place
[02:12.50] Code Monkey just keep on working
[02:15.41] See your soft pretty face
[02:18.52] Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
[02:21.43] Take bath, take nap
[02:24.39] This job "fulfilling in creative way"
[02:27.48] Such a load of crap
[02:29.37] Code Monkey think someday he have everything
[02:32.45] Even pretty girl like you
[02:35.10] Code Monkey just waiting for now
[02:38.13] Code Monkey say someday, somehow
[02:41.34] Code Monkey like Fritos
[02:44.36] Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
[02:47.29] Code Monkey very simple man
[02:50.38] With big warm fuzzy secret heart
[02:53.30] Code Monkey like you
[02:59.29] Code Monkey like you
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