The Longest Line

In the darkest tunnel, it's nice to see a light
Not just a headlight
Like the one that's heading right for me
It would be nice if things could turn out right
Turn out right, yeah
Don't think I'll ever see the day
I must have done something wrong
Or maybe pissed off God, I
I think of Chinese food when I think of life (sweet and sour)
My life is sweet as saccharine
You know, three week old milk and grapes are not
They're not the same, no
I am the one, Johnny Carcinogen
I must have fucked with some witch
In turn she cursed me, cursed my life
At the end of the longest line
That's where I will always be
If you need to find me
Just go to the end of the longest line
But officer, that was a yellow light
(The light was red son)
Insubordination, reckless driving
I must be wrong, this can't be right
I don't belong, this world is much too dangerous
For someone who's as drunk as me
At the end of the longest line
That's where I will always be
If you need to find me
Just go to the end of the longest
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
That's where I will always be
At the end of the longest line
(Happy birthday, Aimee!)
Happy birthday, Aime
Is that- Are you Aimee? (Yeah)
That's fucked up, you're like, "Tell Aimee, happy birthday"
Happy birthday, Aimee, "Oh, it's me"
You can't ask for it
Okay, Aimee, this song's for you, Aimee, it's called "Happy Birthday, You're Not Special"
No, no, no
No, no, no, no