Nite Klub (live at the Troxy)

Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by
Spending money on...
(Hey, hey, you, you, hey)

Sleep all day
It's the only way
I'm a parasite
I creep about at night

Nite Klub, is this the in place to be?
Nite Klub, what am I doing here?
Nite Klub, watching the girls go by
Spending money on...

I don't work
Cos I don't have to
I don't have to work
There's no work to do

Nite Klub,
I'm a member of the Nite Klub
Nite Klub,
A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub

So hurry gentlemen up the bass
Up the bass
Up the bass, whoooo
Are you ready sunshine, yeah

(I won't dance in a club like this)
(All the girls are slags)
(And the beer tastes just like piss)

We are family, I've got all my sisters with me
You know what I mean?
And if you want my body
If you think I'm sexy
Come one baby let me know
Sexy motherfucker...
You feeling it?

I won't dance in a club like this
All the girls are slags
And the beer tastes just like piss

I'm a parasite
I creep about at night
Yes I'm a member of the Nite Klub
A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub

Nite Klub, is this the in place to be?
Nite Klub, what am I doing here?
Nite Klub, watching the girls go by
Spending money on beer!