28 Butts

[00:10.67] It's a typical day in the universe
[00:12.15] Another MC spits a puny verse
[00:14.12] I try to get through my day without saying a curse
[00:16.20] Because I curse too much and such and such (f**k)
[00:18.35] I try to improve my vocabulary
[00:20.31] I try to cut out eating meat and dairy
[00:22.67] I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy
[00:24.61] Cause I lost my innocence
[00:26.56] I'm young and dumb and old and wise at the same time
[00:29.08] Cause I know Jesus was a rock star
[00:33.20] And it was Elvis who turned water into wine
[00:34.57] I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo
[00:37.90] I wanna own a llama
[00:39.23] I want less drama in my life
[00:41.41] I think I really wanna be a happy house-wife
[00:44.31] I got 28 butts in the ashtray
[00:45.88] I gotta pace myself, I'm smoking like a chimney
[00:48.10] Another bottle of whiskey
[00:50.75] Has been emptied
[00:51.75] I know you wouldn't put it past me
[00:52.95] I really know how to party
[00:54.65] Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
[00:56.88] 28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
[00:59.52] Keeping myself company
[01:01.52] I think back all the days I was smoking carawhack
[01:04.33] It was really kinda like an addiction
[01:06.49] Non-fiction
[01:07.53] Just reading my days and nights away
[01:10.21] I used to pray to a funny little fat man
[01:11.62] Til I found out he was Santa Clause cause
[01:14.13] Saint Nick never brought shit
[01:15.79] And there I go cursing again
[01:17.98] I'm my only friend and I'm definitely my very worst enemy
[01:21.55] It kinda triggers a memory
[01:24.39] Let's bring it back to 83 when I
[01:27.83] Ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds
[01:29.17] Suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy
[01:31.06] I skipped a jump rope, every time I jumped up
[01:33.85] I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine
[01:35.43] I got 28 butts in the ashtray
[01:37.15] I gotta pace myself, I'm smoking like a chimney
[01:39.04] Another bottle of whiskey
[01:41.10] Has been emptied
[01:42.46] I know you wouldn't put it past me
[01:44.57] I really know how to party
[01:45.81] Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
[01:48.08] 28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
[01:49.65] Keeping myself company
[01:51.21] Hey Mama are you proud of me
[01:54.18]
[02:10.14] I applied for a job at MickeyD's
[02:13.22] I gotta do something with my life
[02:15.47] Because my idle time is eating me
[02:17.59] Like I'm a super-sized french fry
[02:19.59] Drenched in ketchup
[02:21.39] Frying over patch-up
[02:22.52] But I know I taste better than that
[02:24.03] Like they used to taste before they out-lawed trans-fat
[02:26.38] I got 28 butts in the ashtray
[02:27.96] I gotta pace myself, I'm smoking like a chimney
[02:30.24] Another bottle of whiskey
[02:32.20] Has been emptied
[02:33.39] I know you wouldn't put it past me
[02:34.82] I really know how to party
[02:36.38] Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi
[02:38.85] 28 butts in the ashtray because its just me
[02:41.12] Keeping myself company
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