Clap Your Hands
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โฑ๏ธ 5:08 duration
๐ ID: 765208
๐ Lyrics
[LL Cool J]
Yeah.
Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah
It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
Just gon' chill, check it out
Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
The ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer
[Chorus: LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J]
You end up, underneath my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother, you're goin out like Sega
{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?
One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
To a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that's without a doubt!
[Chorus 3/4X]
[LL Cool J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your temperature
And cool you down, cause you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
And take a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty
To the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
Paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
To shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!
[Chorus 1/2]
[LL Cool J]
But if you're hard headed and you still don't understand
Here's a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man
(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?"
[Cut n scratch "Cool J"]
". takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[Cut n scratch "pushin a broom"]
". sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[LL Cool J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so now Y'KNOW!
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000
That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
Knahmsayin? That's what time it is, peace
[Crew applause]
That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
FUNKY! Funky, he sho' is!
You best believe he's FUNKY!
You didn't KNOW? FUNKY!
Yeah.
Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah
It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
Just gon' chill, check it out
Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
The ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer
[Chorus: LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J]
You end up, underneath my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother, you're goin out like Sega
{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?
One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
To a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that's without a doubt!
[Chorus 3/4X]
[LL Cool J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your temperature
And cool you down, cause you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
And take a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty
To the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
Paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
To shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!
[Chorus 1/2]
[LL Cool J]
But if you're hard headed and you still don't understand
Here's a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man
(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?"
[Cut n scratch "Cool J"]
". takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[Cut n scratch "pushin a broom"]
". sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[LL Cool J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so now Y'KNOW!
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000
That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
Knahmsayin? That's what time it is, peace
[Crew applause]
That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
FUNKY! Funky, he sho' is!
You best believe he's FUNKY!
You didn't KNOW? FUNKY!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.06] [LL Cool J]
[00:08.04] Yeah.
[00:11.01] Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
[00:12.07] Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
[00:14.01] Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah
[00:15.02] It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
[00:17.04] I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
[00:20.04] Just gon' chill, check it out
[00:22.01] Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
[00:24.05] I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
[00:26.08] I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
[00:29.03] I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
[00:32.06] You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a actress
[00:34.05] How you gon' sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?
[00:38.09] Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?
[00:40.02] I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
[00:42.06] Don't you EVER try to rock my house
[00:46.07] I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
[00:48.05] The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
[00:50.06] Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
[00:53.00] You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
[00:56.07] Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
[00:58.03] The ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
[01:01.00] I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer
[01:04.07] [Chorus: LL Cool J]
[01:06.05] Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[01:08.02] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[01:10.00] Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[01:11.05] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[01:14.01] I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[01:17.07] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[01:19.01] Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[01:22.06] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[01:25.08] [LL Cool J]
[01:26.09] You end up, underneath my sneaker
[01:27.07] You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
[01:30.00] You can't believe, the skill and dexterity
[01:33.03] LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
[01:35.01] So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
[01:38.01] That's right my brother, you're goin out like Sega
[01:41.08] {*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?
[01:43.00] One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood
[01:46.05] Sucker MC's really make me sick
[01:49.05] I'm so bad, I can suck my own {dick}
[01:51.05] If you go to your girl's house and I'm there already
[01:54.05] Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
[01:57.08] Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in trigonometry
[01:59.02] When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
[02:02.02] The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
[02:04.03] To a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
[02:07.08] Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
[02:10.03] LOVELY, and that's without a doubt!
[02:12.00] [Chorus 3/4X]
[02:16.02] [LL Cool J]
[02:18.03] Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
[02:31.08] When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your temperature
[02:34.07] And cool you down, cause you're cold as leftovers
[02:36.05] Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
[02:39.09] You can't get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
[02:41.03] You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
[02:44.07] And take a pull, cause the buck stops here
[02:47.06] I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
[02:49.05] Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty
[02:52.03] To the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
[02:54.05] And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
[02:57.04] Paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
[03:00.00] To shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
[03:03.06] I'm a one man RIOT, so don't even TRY IT
[03:05.07] The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
[03:08.01] Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics
[03:11.08] Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
[03:13.05] Speak your piece, then I'ma go for mine
[03:16.01] And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike again
[03:19.03] I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
[03:21.01] Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten
[03:24.07] I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
[03:26.09] I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
[03:29.09] You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!
[03:32.09] [Chorus 1/2]
[03:34.02] [LL Cool J]
[03:39.85]
[03:44.03] But if you're hard headed and you still don't understand
[03:46.08] Here's a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man
[03:48.05] (BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?"
[03:51.04] [Cut n scratch "Cool J"]
[03:53.00] ". takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[03:54.09] [Cut n scratch "pushin a broom"]
[03:56.02] ". sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[03:58.08] [LL Cool J]
[03:59.05] Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
[04:01.02] I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no
[04:04.01] My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
[04:06.02] I'm tellin you, they're the serious joint
[04:09.09] I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
[04:11.07] My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
[04:14.05] I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
[04:17.04] I'm not a ballplayer, so now Y'KNOW!
[04:19.01] Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[04:22.05] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[04:25.00] Cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
[04:26.08] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[04:30.06] KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000
[04:33.08] That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
[04:35.04] And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
[04:38.08] Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
[04:41.02] Knahmsayin? That's what time it is, peace
[04:43.05] [Crew applause]
[04:45.06] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
[04:52.06]
[04:55.01] FUNKY! Funky, he sho' is!
[04:59.05] You best believe he's FUNKY!
[05:02.05] You didn't KNOW? FUNKY!
[05:04.23]
[00:08.04] Yeah.
[00:11.01] Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
[00:12.07] Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
[00:14.01] Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah
[00:15.02] It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
[00:17.04] I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
[00:20.04] Just gon' chill, check it out
[00:22.01] Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
[00:24.05] I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
[00:26.08] I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
[00:29.03] I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
[00:32.06] You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a actress
[00:34.05] How you gon' sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?
[00:38.09] Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?
[00:40.02] I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
[00:42.06] Don't you EVER try to rock my house
[00:46.07] I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
[00:48.05] The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
[00:50.06] Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
[00:53.00] You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
[00:56.07] Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
[00:58.03] The ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
[01:01.00] I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer
[01:04.07] [Chorus: LL Cool J]
[01:06.05] Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[01:08.02] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[01:10.00] Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[01:11.05] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[01:14.01] I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[01:17.07] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[01:19.01] Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[01:22.06] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[01:25.08] [LL Cool J]
[01:26.09] You end up, underneath my sneaker
[01:27.07] You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
[01:30.00] You can't believe, the skill and dexterity
[01:33.03] LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
[01:35.01] So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
[01:38.01] That's right my brother, you're goin out like Sega
[01:41.08] {*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?
[01:43.00] One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood
[01:46.05] Sucker MC's really make me sick
[01:49.05] I'm so bad, I can suck my own {dick}
[01:51.05] If you go to your girl's house and I'm there already
[01:54.05] Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
[01:57.08] Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in trigonometry
[01:59.02] When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
[02:02.02] The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
[02:04.03] To a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
[02:07.08] Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
[02:10.03] LOVELY, and that's without a doubt!
[02:12.00] [Chorus 3/4X]
[02:16.02] [LL Cool J]
[02:18.03] Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
[02:31.08] When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your temperature
[02:34.07] And cool you down, cause you're cold as leftovers
[02:36.05] Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
[02:39.09] You can't get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
[02:41.03] You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
[02:44.07] And take a pull, cause the buck stops here
[02:47.06] I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
[02:49.05] Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty
[02:52.03] To the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
[02:54.05] And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
[02:57.04] Paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
[03:00.00] To shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
[03:03.06] I'm a one man RIOT, so don't even TRY IT
[03:05.07] The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
[03:08.01] Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics
[03:11.08] Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
[03:13.05] Speak your piece, then I'ma go for mine
[03:16.01] And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike again
[03:19.03] I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
[03:21.01] Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten
[03:24.07] I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
[03:26.09] I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
[03:29.09] You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!
[03:32.09] [Chorus 1/2]
[03:34.02] [LL Cool J]
[03:39.85]
[03:44.03] But if you're hard headed and you still don't understand
[03:46.08] Here's a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man
[03:48.05] (BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?"
[03:51.04] [Cut n scratch "Cool J"]
[03:53.00] ". takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[03:54.09] [Cut n scratch "pushin a broom"]
[03:56.02] ". sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[03:58.08] [LL Cool J]
[03:59.05] Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
[04:01.02] I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no
[04:04.01] My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
[04:06.02] I'm tellin you, they're the serious joint
[04:09.09] I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
[04:11.07] My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
[04:14.05] I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
[04:17.04] I'm not a ballplayer, so now Y'KNOW!
[04:19.01] Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[04:22.05] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[04:25.00] Cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
[04:26.08] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
[04:30.06] KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000
[04:33.08] That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
[04:35.04] And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
[04:38.08] Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
[04:41.02] Knahmsayin? That's what time it is, peace
[04:43.05] [Crew applause]
[04:45.06] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
[04:52.06]
[04:55.01] FUNKY! Funky, he sho' is!
[04:59.05] You best believe he's FUNKY!
[05:02.05] You didn't KNOW? FUNKY!
[05:04.23]