The Pets

I have a doggie, his name is Dolally
O Dally Dolally so faithful and true
He lives upon flipfloppers, gollywhoppers and sodapoppers
And that makes him hop around like grasshoppers do

We love our pets, yes we do, we do
When they go (Woof! Woof!)
They're talking to you

I have a kitty, her name is Miss Feedle Faddle
O fit feedle faddle, foot feedle faddle, fair as a rose
She lives upon livers, and mousey come hithers
And that's why she slithers wherever she goes

(Chorus) (Meow! Meow!)

I have a birdie, his name is MacMurdie
O wing-feather and tail-feather and top-feather so bright
He lives upon prinkles, and pink periwinkles
And that's why he twinkles from morning till night

(Chorus) (Tweet! Tweet!)

I have a donkey, his name is Old Klonkey
O hip hoppity, klip kloppity, all over town
He lives upon thistles, and tin penny whistles
And that's why he whoops like a merry-go-round

(Chorus) (Eeaw! Eeaw!)

I have a barnacle, his name is McGonigle
O wish washery, slish sloshery, under my boat
He lives on the boring of old teakwood flooring
And when he is snoring he can't sing a note

We love our pets, yes we do, we do
When they go (Snore)
They're sleeping, of course!