Consolation Prize

[00:12.33] A thousand violins will play it for you
[00:16.74] While you sit and roll your deep blue eyes
[00:20.64] A thousand to win, a thousand you lose
[00:24.21] But I'll be your consolation prize
[00:32.46] All you do is sigh
[00:42.28] I wore my frings like Roger McGuinn's
[00:47.36] I was hoping to impress
[00:50.99] So frightfully camp, it made you laugh
[00:54.47] Tomorrow I'll buy myself a dress
[01:03.95] How ludicrous
[01:11.79] I don't mean to pry but didn't that guy
[01:15.64] Crumple up your face a thousand times?
[01:20.92] He made you cry
[01:26.72] I'll be your consolation prize
[01:32.08] Although I know
[02:00.57] I'll never be man enough for you
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