Gertcha
๐ต 1936 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:54 duration
๐ ID: 7842018
๐ Lyrics
Now there's a word that I don't understand
I hear it every day from my old man
It may be Cockney rhyming slang
It ain't in no school book
He says it every time that he gets mad
A regular caution is my old dad
Rub the old man up the wrong way, bet your life you'll hear him say
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!
When the kids are swinging on the gate
Gertcha!
When the paperboy's half an hour late
Gertcha!
When the pigeons are pecking at his seed
Gertcha!
When the barber starts digging up his bean
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
That's the old man's game!
Now the old man was a Desert Rat
Khaki shorts and a khaki hat
How me mother could have fancied that
I just don't know
But when the enemy came in sight
They gave up without a fight
They rubbed him up the wrong way
This is what they heard him say
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!
When me rock and roll records wake him up
Gertcha!
When the Poles knock England out of the cup
Gertcha!
When the kids are banging on his door
Gertcha!
When the barman won't serve him any more
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
He's always been the same!
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
When the dog's left a message on the step
Gertcha!
Lester Piggott, when he lost it by a neck
Gertcha!
When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes
Gertcha!
When the houseflies are flying round his food
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
He's always been the same!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
When me mother says he can't go down the pub
Gertcha!
Sister's boyfriend putting sister up the club
Gertcha!
When the tomcats, when they're kicking up a din
Gertcha!
Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in
Gertcha!
When me mother locks him out of the flat
Gertcha!
When it's raining and he can't find his hat
Gertcha!
In the mornings when his motorcar won't go
Gertcha!
Next-door neighbour, when he won't give him a tow
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
I hear it every day from my old man
It may be Cockney rhyming slang
It ain't in no school book
He says it every time that he gets mad
A regular caution is my old dad
Rub the old man up the wrong way, bet your life you'll hear him say
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!
When the kids are swinging on the gate
Gertcha!
When the paperboy's half an hour late
Gertcha!
When the pigeons are pecking at his seed
Gertcha!
When the barber starts digging up his bean
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
That's the old man's game!
Now the old man was a Desert Rat
Khaki shorts and a khaki hat
How me mother could have fancied that
I just don't know
But when the enemy came in sight
They gave up without a fight
They rubbed him up the wrong way
This is what they heard him say
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!
When me rock and roll records wake him up
Gertcha!
When the Poles knock England out of the cup
Gertcha!
When the kids are banging on his door
Gertcha!
When the barman won't serve him any more
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
He's always been the same!
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
When the dog's left a message on the step
Gertcha!
Lester Piggott, when he lost it by a neck
Gertcha!
When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes
Gertcha!
When the houseflies are flying round his food
Gertcha, cowson
Gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
He's always been the same!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
When me mother says he can't go down the pub
Gertcha!
Sister's boyfriend putting sister up the club
Gertcha!
When the tomcats, when they're kicking up a din
Gertcha!
Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in
Gertcha!
When me mother locks him out of the flat
Gertcha!
When it's raining and he can't find his hat
Gertcha!
In the mornings when his motorcar won't go
Gertcha!
Next-door neighbour, when he won't give him a tow
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.05] Now there's a word that I don't understand
[00:10.51] I hear it every day from my old man
[00:14.08] It may be Cockney rhyming slang
[00:16.72] It ain't in no school book
[00:20.83] He says it every time that he gets mad
[00:24.54] A regular caution is my old dad
[00:28.06] Rub the old man up the wrong way, bet your life you'll hear him say
[00:35.37] Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
[00:38.89] Gertcha!
[00:39.59] When the kids are swinging on the gate
[00:42.22] Gertcha!
[00:42.93] When the paperboy's half an hour late
[00:45.78] Gertcha!
[00:46.48] When the pigeons are pecking at his seed
[00:49.31] Gertcha!
[00:49.91] When the barber starts digging up his bean
[00:52.97] Gertcha, cowson
[00:55.54] Gertcha!
[00:56.36] Bar stool preaching
[00:58.52] That's the old man's game!
[01:02.86] Now the old man was a Desert Rat
[01:06.35] Khaki shorts and a khaki hat
[01:09.79] How me mother could have fancied that
[01:12.67] I just don't know
[01:16.66] But when the enemy came in sight
[01:20.48] They gave up without a fight
[01:23.87] They rubbed him up the wrong way
[01:25.72] This is what they heard him say
[01:30.92] Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
[01:34.35] Gertcha!
[01:35.05] When me rock and roll records wake him up
[01:37.99] Gertcha!
[01:38.55] When the Poles knock England out of the cup
[01:41.40] Gertcha!
[01:42.03] When the kids are banging on his door
[01:44.88] Gertcha!
[01:45.43] When the barman won't serve him any more
[01:48.48] Gertcha, cowson
[01:51.06] Gertcha!
[01:51.84] Bar stool preaching
[01:53.97] He's always been the same!
[01:58.10]
[02:26.27] Gertcha, cowson
[02:28.06] Gertcha!
[02:29.77] Gertcha!
[02:30.37] When the dog's left a message on the step
[02:33.15] Gertcha!
[02:33.77] Lester Piggott, when he lost it by a neck
[02:36.62] Gertcha!
[02:37.29] When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes
[02:40.14] Gertcha!
[02:40.76] When the houseflies are flying round his food
[02:43.74] Gertcha, cowson
[02:46.29] Gertcha!
[02:47.14] Bar stool preaching
[02:49.12] He's always been the same!
[02:53.85] Gertcha!
[02:57.40] Gertcha!
[03:00.79] Gertcha!
[03:04.17] Gertcha!
[03:07.42] Gertcha!
[03:08.04] When me mother says he can't go down the pub
[03:10.82] Gertcha!
[03:11.51] Sister's boyfriend putting sister up the club
[03:14.30] Gertcha!
[03:14.82] When the tomcats, when they're kicking up a din
[03:17.63] Gertcha!
[03:18.38] Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in
[03:21.06] Gertcha!
[03:21.73] When me mother locks him out of the flat
[03:24.42] Gertcha!
[03:25.18] When it's raining and he can't find his hat
[03:27.10] Gertcha!
[03:28.50] In the mornings when his motorcar won't go
[03:31.34] Gertcha!
[03:31.97] Next-door neighbour, when he won't give him a tow
[03:34.77] Gertcha!
[03:38.10] Gertcha!
[03:41.43] Gertcha!
[03:44.88] Gertcha!
[03:44.91]
[00:10.51] I hear it every day from my old man
[00:14.08] It may be Cockney rhyming slang
[00:16.72] It ain't in no school book
[00:20.83] He says it every time that he gets mad
[00:24.54] A regular caution is my old dad
[00:28.06] Rub the old man up the wrong way, bet your life you'll hear him say
[00:35.37] Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
[00:38.89] Gertcha!
[00:39.59] When the kids are swinging on the gate
[00:42.22] Gertcha!
[00:42.93] When the paperboy's half an hour late
[00:45.78] Gertcha!
[00:46.48] When the pigeons are pecking at his seed
[00:49.31] Gertcha!
[00:49.91] When the barber starts digging up his bean
[00:52.97] Gertcha, cowson
[00:55.54] Gertcha!
[00:56.36] Bar stool preaching
[00:58.52] That's the old man's game!
[01:02.86] Now the old man was a Desert Rat
[01:06.35] Khaki shorts and a khaki hat
[01:09.79] How me mother could have fancied that
[01:12.67] I just don't know
[01:16.66] But when the enemy came in sight
[01:20.48] They gave up without a fight
[01:23.87] They rubbed him up the wrong way
[01:25.72] This is what they heard him say
[01:30.92] Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
[01:34.35] Gertcha!
[01:35.05] When me rock and roll records wake him up
[01:37.99] Gertcha!
[01:38.55] When the Poles knock England out of the cup
[01:41.40] Gertcha!
[01:42.03] When the kids are banging on his door
[01:44.88] Gertcha!
[01:45.43] When the barman won't serve him any more
[01:48.48] Gertcha, cowson
[01:51.06] Gertcha!
[01:51.84] Bar stool preaching
[01:53.97] He's always been the same!
[01:58.10]
[02:26.27] Gertcha, cowson
[02:28.06] Gertcha!
[02:29.77] Gertcha!
[02:30.37] When the dog's left a message on the step
[02:33.15] Gertcha!
[02:33.77] Lester Piggott, when he lost it by a neck
[02:36.62] Gertcha!
[02:37.29] When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes
[02:40.14] Gertcha!
[02:40.76] When the houseflies are flying round his food
[02:43.74] Gertcha, cowson
[02:46.29] Gertcha!
[02:47.14] Bar stool preaching
[02:49.12] He's always been the same!
[02:53.85] Gertcha!
[02:57.40] Gertcha!
[03:00.79] Gertcha!
[03:04.17] Gertcha!
[03:07.42] Gertcha!
[03:08.04] When me mother says he can't go down the pub
[03:10.82] Gertcha!
[03:11.51] Sister's boyfriend putting sister up the club
[03:14.30] Gertcha!
[03:14.82] When the tomcats, when they're kicking up a din
[03:17.63] Gertcha!
[03:18.38] Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in
[03:21.06] Gertcha!
[03:21.73] When me mother locks him out of the flat
[03:24.42] Gertcha!
[03:25.18] When it's raining and he can't find his hat
[03:27.10] Gertcha!
[03:28.50] In the mornings when his motorcar won't go
[03:31.34] Gertcha!
[03:31.97] Next-door neighbour, when he won't give him a tow
[03:34.77] Gertcha!
[03:38.10] Gertcha!
[03:41.43] Gertcha!
[03:44.88] Gertcha!
[03:44.91]