I Really Don't Hate Christmas (From "Phineas And Ferb Christmas Vacation!")
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โฑ๏ธ 1:25 duration
๐ ID: 7851601
๐ Lyrics
You see Valentine's is torture, and my Birthday is a mess
New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest
Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess
That I really don't hate Christmas
You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore
Mardi Gras is a waste, unless you own a candy store
All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor
But I really don't hate Christmas
Now it isn't that I like it
At the most I feel ambivalence
But should I really just destroy it?
I'll admit that I'm still on the fence
It makes me tense
From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected
But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective
Because what is there to hate? I mean it's really so subjective
No, I really don't hate Christmas
I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring
Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing
I can work up animosity for almost anything
Tell me why I don't hate Christmas
Though my childhood was atrocious
Christmas never was that bad, you see
So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy
What's wrong with me?
How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt
When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault
If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault
But I really don't hate Christmas
Oh, what the heck, kickline
No I really
No I really don't hate Christmas!
I have an intense burning indifference!
New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest
Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess
That I really don't hate Christmas
You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore
Mardi Gras is a waste, unless you own a candy store
All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor
But I really don't hate Christmas
Now it isn't that I like it
At the most I feel ambivalence
But should I really just destroy it?
I'll admit that I'm still on the fence
It makes me tense
From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected
But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective
Because what is there to hate? I mean it's really so subjective
No, I really don't hate Christmas
I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring
Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing
I can work up animosity for almost anything
Tell me why I don't hate Christmas
Though my childhood was atrocious
Christmas never was that bad, you see
So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy
What's wrong with me?
How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt
When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault
If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault
But I really don't hate Christmas
Oh, what the heck, kickline
No I really
No I really don't hate Christmas!
I have an intense burning indifference!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.14] You see Valentine's is torture, and my Birthday is a mess
[00:02.88] New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest
[00:04.56] Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess
[00:07.49] That I really don't hate Christmas
[00:09.22] You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore
[00:11.98] Mardi Gras is a waste, unless you own a candy store
[00:13.73] All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor
[00:16.48] But I really don't hate Christmas
[00:18.25] Now it isn't that I like it
[00:20.03] At the most I feel ambivalence
[00:22.87] But should I really just destroy it?
[00:24.48] I'll admit that I'm still on the fence
[00:26.45] It makes me tense
[00:28.26] From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected
[00:31.86] But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective
[00:34.56] Because what is there to hate? I mean it's really so subjective
[00:37.26] No, I really don't hate Christmas
[00:39.12] I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring
[00:40.99] Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing
[00:43.63] I can work up animosity for almost anything
[00:46.35] Tell me why I don't hate Christmas
[00:48.14] Though my childhood was atrocious
[00:49.98] Christmas never was that bad, you see
[00:51.73] So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy
[00:55.82] What's wrong with me?
[00:58.14] How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt
[01:00.80] When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault
[01:02.68] If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault
[01:04.47] But I really don't hate Christmas
[01:07.03] Oh, what the heck, kickline
[01:08.93] No I really
[01:10.72] No I really don't hate Christmas!
[01:18.01] I have an intense burning indifference!
[01:21.10]
[00:02.88] New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest
[00:04.56] Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess
[00:07.49] That I really don't hate Christmas
[00:09.22] You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore
[00:11.98] Mardi Gras is a waste, unless you own a candy store
[00:13.73] All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor
[00:16.48] But I really don't hate Christmas
[00:18.25] Now it isn't that I like it
[00:20.03] At the most I feel ambivalence
[00:22.87] But should I really just destroy it?
[00:24.48] I'll admit that I'm still on the fence
[00:26.45] It makes me tense
[00:28.26] From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected
[00:31.86] But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective
[00:34.56] Because what is there to hate? I mean it's really so subjective
[00:37.26] No, I really don't hate Christmas
[00:39.12] I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring
[00:40.99] Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing
[00:43.63] I can work up animosity for almost anything
[00:46.35] Tell me why I don't hate Christmas
[00:48.14] Though my childhood was atrocious
[00:49.98] Christmas never was that bad, you see
[00:51.73] So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy
[00:55.82] What's wrong with me?
[00:58.14] How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt
[01:00.80] When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault
[01:02.68] If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault
[01:04.47] But I really don't hate Christmas
[01:07.03] Oh, what the heck, kickline
[01:08.93] No I really
[01:10.72] No I really don't hate Christmas!
[01:18.01] I have an intense burning indifference!
[01:21.10]