Bad Day

[00:00.40] "This is a bad day."
[00:06.53] (Random lady:)
[00:07.20] "Motherfucker you need to get up and find your ass a job,
[00:09.82] Im sick of you just layin around all day long playin nintendo.
[00:13.13] They dont even make nintendos no more!
[00:15.14] Where the hell you find that shit at?
[00:16.54] And I know that you can find a job, your bus pass is in your wallet I seen that shit yesterday, you just sit up all day long!
[00:22.91] Lie lie lie
[00:24.16] Eat eat eat
[00:24.78] Drink drink drink
[00:25.56] You dont do shit! Im sick of you!"
[00:27.89] (Bizarre:)
[00:28.97] "Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God, got my asscheeks stuck to a fishin rod, wheres the dogs aint no frogs, momma cookin breakfast with no (laws?)
[00:40.75] I got my grub on, but didnt pig out, no Thanksgivin so we eatin, carry out.
[00:46.48] This dude came through my front door, he said I wouldnt live to see 24
[00:51.44] I gotta go cause I got on flip flops
[00:54.92] If I sold out then my feet 'd drop.
[00:57.72] Had to stop, at the red light, everybody laughin at my yellow dirtbike.
[01:02.78] And everythings alright
[01:05.57] I got a beatin from Sherry, shes a transvesdite
[01:09.44] Callin up my homies and Im askin yall
[01:12.06] Bring twenty, bottles of alcohol
[01:14.85] Playin football, and Im in trouble
[01:17.74] They gave me the ball, I fumbled
[01:20.70] And I cant believe, my best friends gay
[01:23.66] Today was a bad day.
[01:26.61] "Yeah.today was fucked up
[01:32.27] Hey man you gotta sing fo these niggas
[01:35.93] Today was a bad day
[01:37.78] Today was fucked up!"
[01:45.11] "I bust my ass in the shower
[01:51.14] Got on this fresh new baby powder
[01:54.32] Kids just today these dudes try to blast me
[01:57.51] Saw the police, and got my ass beat
[02:01.36] No flexin, wooped my ass, in the intersection, till I shoot thats the question
[02:06.36] With the beats and, I was watchin rap city, shootin them craps, I got fifty
[02:12.15] Shake em up
[02:12.91] Shake em
[02:13.57] A couple a niggas, watch me all break em
[02:17.82] They beat my ass, I need nine, nine eleven
[02:20.89] They threw my ass through this back door
[02:23.73] They took all my cash flow
[02:26.32] Punched me in the chest, and kicked me in the asshole
[02:30.18] I just found out, my best friends gay
[02:32.99] Today was a bad day."
[02:35.81] "Yeah.today was all fucked up
[02:38.91] Rainin an shit.
[02:40.63] Today was a bad day
[02:47.12] Rainin shit, yeah.
[02:54.30] You seen that shit nigga
[02:57.19] Today was fucked up!"
[02:58.46] "Left my homies house paid, picked up this chick been tryin rape since twelth grade
[03:03.66] Its ironic,
[03:05.94] Decisions and demand
[03:07.21] An art test fired on the fan (?)
[03:09.57] Took a trip to Miami
[03:11.61] Got my ass beat at the twenty first grammys
[03:15.02] My dick is so weak, so weak, so weak I put my own ass to sleep
[03:20.64] Woke up around one, didnt hesitate to say that she didnt cum
[03:27.04] Ridin down seven mile coast an, sippin on a potion, rubbin on some baby oil lotion
[03:32.31] And nothin seems, to work out
[03:35.65] She smacked me in the face, and mirked out
[03:38.68] Today was like one of those bad dreams, jackin off with a bowl full of whip cream
[03:44.53] Helicopter lookin for the murderer
[03:47.46] Two in the mornin got the Cody allen (?) burger
[03:50.15] Even with the lights of the good year blimp, and in red, bizarre aint shit
[03:55.49] Drunk as hell, and Im throwin up
[03:58.52] Page your cat off, so you know it aint blowin up
[04:01.06] I found that my best friend was gay
[04:05.47] Today was a bad day."
[04:08.95] "You seen that shit nigga
[04:17.16] Today was a bad day
[04:18.70] Today was fucked up!
[04:24.27] Hannicap Circus, commin soon
[04:32.83] Bizarre, HannniCap Circus
[04:37.40] Today was a bad day mother fucker
[04:40.17] Fuck yall."
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