Gator Blood

Hammer on a skillet, up they come
Showman whanging on a ballyhoo drum
Watch out, people, I'm a greedy man
Swallowed all the fishes in the frying pan

Blood, gator blood
I got gator blood

Chicken on a hotplate, gobbledegook
Come on up, honey, and take a look
Mighty fine weather this time of year
Shake a tail feather you chicken you hear

Blood, gator blood
I got gator blood

Chicken on a hotplate, it's gonna dance
Gonna lose these chickens my first chance
Don't you know I'm a flim-flam man
A chicken show it ain't worth a damn

Gator blood
I got gator blood

I got a country boy, he's a bird who sings
Butter paddle, buck 'n wing
Kid's got a winner bonafide hit
I'm gonna have my dinner on a spit

Blood, gator blood
I got gator blood

Hoopla, humbug, howdy-do
Gonna make you into chicken stew
Alligator in the mud
Don't you know I got gator blood

Gator blood
I got gator blood

Never lend a dollar to your good friend Tom
Hogwash Holler is where he's from
If you got treasure all in a vault
And he gets you, baby, that's your own fault

Gator blood
I got gator blood