If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough (From "Jackass Forever")

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[00:13.21] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
[00:19.14] When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
[00:25.00] I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough, to know
[00:31.34] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
[00:35.92] Yeah, I come from a long line of hell raisin' billy's
[00:40.27] Whiskey in my liver jumpin' off the roof in Philly
[00:43.01] At the dive bar breakin' bottles, breakin' tables
[00:45.93] A marijuana smoker was the hand that rocked the cradle
[00:48.82] Couldn't keep me out of trouble, couldn't keep me outta water
[00:51.83] Ain't nobody partyin', nobody party harder
[00:54.51] Went to jail so many times, I got police outside the charter
[00:57.74] Took a private jet to Florida just to eat at Benihana's
[01:00.88] I just woke up from a bender on the beach out in my skivvies
[01:03.80] Spent all of my money in the rainbow room with Lemmy
[01:06.88] Babies throwin' lovin' at my Bama cousin Benny
[01:09.68] But Benny drank so much, he couldn't even get a semi'
[01:12.85] Black leather jacket, red boots, black jeans
[01:15.84] Climbin' off the stalk but I got no magic beans
[01:18.69] Just a .38 Revolver and some purple 'methazine
[01:21.74] Rest in peace Ryan Dunn, we gon' do for the team, for the team
[01:25.31] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
[01:30.59] When you get knocked down you gotta get back up
[01:36.75] I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough, to know
[01:42.22] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
[01:46.52] Hey, hey, see
[01:48.74] Once upon a time in Memphis, Tennessee
[01:51.58] I was ridin' through the projects with their work on me
[01:54.34] Gonna pick up Crunchy Black and get tattoos on our back
[01:57.48] Me and GetHigh Chris were drinkin' on some yak
[02:00.24] Ridin' dirty in my orange suburban with the gold fleece
[02:03.34] Gold fat boy face dirty like Scarface
[02:06.19] We was in the wrong place at the wrong time
[02:09.19] Orange suburban in the projects midnight
[02:12.45] Next thing I know, you know how it goes
[02:15.24] Then we gettin' pulled over by the po-po
[02:17.81] I said, "No, no" when I had blow, and two Glocks
[02:21.63] Bright idea, put 'em in the same stash box
[02:24.56] Dickhead, Dickhouse, shit what I did
[02:27.05] They brought the dogs and they found the Glocks
[02:28.95] When they sniffed out my briggs
[02:30.70] Now they got me in a cell
[02:32.56] And this shit is hot as hell, what I'd trade for quarter mil
[02:35.20] Waitin' for me in my crib
[02:36.69] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
[02:42.36] When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
[02:48.28] I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough, to know
[02:53.87] If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
[02:58.42] C'mon motherfuckers!
[03:00.12] Keep up! Keep up!
[03:02.97] Keep up! Keep up!
[03:05.76] Keep up! Keep up!
[03:08.94] Keep up! Keep up!
[03:11.96] Keep up! Keep up!
[03:14.71] Keep up! Keep up!
[03:17.96] Keep up! Keep up!
[03:20.78] Keep up! Keep up!
[03:26.46] And cut
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