Christmas Is Interesting
๐ต 1570 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:54 duration
๐ ID: 7992573
๐ Lyrics
You have put on your feety pajamas
It's time for a long winter's nap
There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
He wants you to sit on his lap
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
Your wife gets a wig on a chain
He says he can't stay 'cause he's got a long way to go
And it's starting to rain
Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry
So, you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist
Maybe you're a train with square wheels
Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam
Now you know how Jesus feels
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
His mansion is lonely and cold
He can't remember a pleasant December
When he wasn't tired and old
Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry
So, you're drunk, and your name is Jimmy Stewart
You once had a wonderful life
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
You yelled at your favorite wife
You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
And he comes to make you feel brave
But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
And a finger that points at your grave
Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry
It's time for a long winter's nap
There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
He wants you to sit on his lap
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
Your wife gets a wig on a chain
He says he can't stay 'cause he's got a long way to go
And it's starting to rain
Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry
So, you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist
Maybe you're a train with square wheels
Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam
Now you know how Jesus feels
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
His mansion is lonely and cold
He can't remember a pleasant December
When he wasn't tired and old
Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry
So, you're drunk, and your name is Jimmy Stewart
You once had a wonderful life
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
You yelled at your favorite wife
You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
And he comes to make you feel brave
But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
And a finger that points at your grave
Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:12.33] You have put on your feety pajamas
[00:17.31] It's time for a long winter's nap
[00:21.52] There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
[00:25.93] He wants you to sit on his lap
[00:29.98] He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
[00:34.67] Your wife gets a wig on a chain
[00:39.26] He says he can't stay 'cause he's got a long way to go
[00:44.29] And it's starting to rain
[00:49.04] Christmas is interesting
[00:52.87] Like a knife in your heart
[00:57.86] Christmas is interesting
[01:01.75] How it tears you apart
[01:06.53] Christmas is interesting
[01:10.35] Like a stick in your eye
[01:15.25] It's so freaking interesting
[01:18.90] That it might make you cry
[01:24.56] So, you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist
[01:29.47] Maybe you're a train with square wheels
[01:33.71] Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam
[01:38.38] Now you know how Jesus feels
[01:41.85] He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
[01:46.71] His mansion is lonely and cold
[01:51.23] He can't remember a pleasant December
[01:55.41] When he wasn't tired and old
[02:01.07] Christmas is interesting
[02:04.89] Like a knife in your heart
[02:09.89] Christmas is interesting
[02:13.99] How it tears you apart
[02:18.43] Christmas is interesting
[02:22.13] Like a stick in your eye
[02:27.18] It's so freaking interesting
[02:31.05] That it might make you cry
[02:36.64] So, you're drunk, and your name is Jimmy Stewart
[02:41.11] You once had a wonderful life
[02:45.59] Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
[02:50.02] You yelled at your favorite wife
[02:54.18] You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
[02:58.75] And he comes to make you feel brave
[03:03.02] But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
[03:06.91] And a finger that points at your grave
[03:13.12] Christmas is interesting
[03:16.79] Like a knife in your heart
[03:21.87] Christmas is interesting
[03:25.95] How it tears you apart
[03:30.64] Christmas is interesting
[03:34.11] Like a stick in your eye
[03:39.05] It's so freaking interesting
[03:42.80] That it might make you cry
[03:48.18]
[00:17.31] It's time for a long winter's nap
[00:21.52] There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
[00:25.93] He wants you to sit on his lap
[00:29.98] He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
[00:34.67] Your wife gets a wig on a chain
[00:39.26] He says he can't stay 'cause he's got a long way to go
[00:44.29] And it's starting to rain
[00:49.04] Christmas is interesting
[00:52.87] Like a knife in your heart
[00:57.86] Christmas is interesting
[01:01.75] How it tears you apart
[01:06.53] Christmas is interesting
[01:10.35] Like a stick in your eye
[01:15.25] It's so freaking interesting
[01:18.90] That it might make you cry
[01:24.56] So, you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist
[01:29.47] Maybe you're a train with square wheels
[01:33.71] Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam
[01:38.38] Now you know how Jesus feels
[01:41.85] He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
[01:46.71] His mansion is lonely and cold
[01:51.23] He can't remember a pleasant December
[01:55.41] When he wasn't tired and old
[02:01.07] Christmas is interesting
[02:04.89] Like a knife in your heart
[02:09.89] Christmas is interesting
[02:13.99] How it tears you apart
[02:18.43] Christmas is interesting
[02:22.13] Like a stick in your eye
[02:27.18] It's so freaking interesting
[02:31.05] That it might make you cry
[02:36.64] So, you're drunk, and your name is Jimmy Stewart
[02:41.11] You once had a wonderful life
[02:45.59] Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
[02:50.02] You yelled at your favorite wife
[02:54.18] You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
[02:58.75] And he comes to make you feel brave
[03:03.02] But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
[03:06.91] And a finger that points at your grave
[03:13.12] Christmas is interesting
[03:16.79] Like a knife in your heart
[03:21.87] Christmas is interesting
[03:25.95] How it tears you apart
[03:30.64] Christmas is interesting
[03:34.11] Like a stick in your eye
[03:39.05] It's so freaking interesting
[03:42.80] That it might make you cry
[03:48.18]