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Cock Pushups

๐Ÿ‘ค Tenacious D โ€ข ๐ŸŽผ Tenacious D / The Pick of Destiny โ€ข โฑ๏ธ 0:48
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โฑ๏ธ 0:48 duration
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๐Ÿ“œ Lyrics

(KG:) D'you think that um... Dude d'you think that when the album... When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm. more attractive to the ladies?
(JB:) pshh... yeah. In fact I been getting ready.
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.
(KG:) Cock pushups?
(JB:) Yeah
(KG:) What are those?
(JB:) It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
(KG:) Yeah?
(JB:) And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
(KG:) pshh... noooooo... That would be impossible.Your cock could support your whole weight?
(JB:) Well not at first
(KG:) yeah
(JB:) but over time
(KG:) Hmm.well how many pushups can you do?
(JB:) Cock pushups?
(KG:) Yeah. I guess you could only do one... really...

โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics

[00:01.23] (KG:) D'you think that um... Dude d'you think that when the album... When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm. more attractive to the ladies?
[00:10.42] (JB:) pshh... yeah. In fact I been getting ready.
[00:13.91] (KG:) Yeah?
[00:14.99] (JB:) Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.
[00:18.11] (KG:) Cock pushups?
[00:19.33] (JB:) Yeah
[00:20.77] (KG:) What are those?
[00:21.55] (JB:) It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
[00:24.42] (KG:) Yeah?
[00:25.32] (JB:) And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
[00:26.78] (KG:) pshh... noooooo... That would be impossible.Your cock could support your whole weight?
[00:33.20] (JB:) Well not at first
[00:34.60] (KG:) yeah
[00:35.33] (JB:) but over time
[00:36.26] (KG:) Hmm.well how many pushups can you do?
[00:40.66] (JB:) Cock pushups?
[00:41.99] (KG:) Yeah. I guess you could only do one... really...
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