I Got The Six

Livin' room
Passin' time
Talkin' trash
Sippin' wine
I need somethin' more substantial!

New deck
Playin' cards
I don't like to work this hard
I think I'll have to cancel!

I'm runnin' outta time
About to lose my mind
I got the six
Gimme your nine!

Slow hand on the clock
Sittin' here like a rock
I'm feelin' so abnormal!

Pictures in my magazine
All my thoughts are so obsene
Cover up that centerfold!

I'm runnin' outta time
About to lose my mind
I got the six
Gimme your nine!

Look at this!
What a pair!
She won't let me touch her there
She's so discriminating!

This is weird
It's time to blow
I just heard the rooster crow
Guess I'll have to spank my monkey!

I'm runnin' outta time
About to lose my mind
I got the six
Gimme your nine!

(Owwww, baaby!)