Short Mort
๐ต 1003 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:04 duration
๐ ID: 8023997
๐ Lyrics
Hey shorty
Hey shorty
He isn't very big, he's small in size
He isn't very smart but he sure is wise
He never gets in trouble 'cause he never gets caught
He can beat tall Paul, I'll take short Mort
Short Mort, short Mort
He's underneath the teacher's chair
Short Mort, short Mort
I can't get that short sport out of my head
He wears elevator shoes with a nine-inch sole
He still looks like he's standing in a hole
He blew out the can like just for kicks
This kid even makes Charlie Brown look sick
Short Mort, short Mort
I'm waiting for the guy's next shocker
Short Mort, short Mort
He won my heart when I found him in my locker
The girls all love him and I know why
Because he's so cute when he plays it cool and sly
He strolls into class, you should see the teachers' faces
When they see his big shoes and his ten shoe laces
Short Mort, short Mort
The little ladies' pride and joy
Short Mort, short Mort
He's a pint size all American boy
Short Mort
Ooh-ooh, short Mort
Mmm, I love him, short Mort
Hey shorty
He isn't very big, he's small in size
He isn't very smart but he sure is wise
He never gets in trouble 'cause he never gets caught
He can beat tall Paul, I'll take short Mort
Short Mort, short Mort
He's underneath the teacher's chair
Short Mort, short Mort
I can't get that short sport out of my head
He wears elevator shoes with a nine-inch sole
He still looks like he's standing in a hole
He blew out the can like just for kicks
This kid even makes Charlie Brown look sick
Short Mort, short Mort
I'm waiting for the guy's next shocker
Short Mort, short Mort
He won my heart when I found him in my locker
The girls all love him and I know why
Because he's so cute when he plays it cool and sly
He strolls into class, you should see the teachers' faces
When they see his big shoes and his ten shoe laces
Short Mort, short Mort
The little ladies' pride and joy
Short Mort, short Mort
He's a pint size all American boy
Short Mort
Ooh-ooh, short Mort
Mmm, I love him, short Mort
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.57] Hey shorty
[00:03.88] Hey shorty
[00:07.99] He isn't very big, he's small in size
[00:11.97] He isn't very smart but he sure is wise
[00:15.50] He never gets in trouble 'cause he never gets caught
[00:18.63] He can beat tall Paul, I'll take short Mort
[00:22.21] Short Mort, short Mort
[00:26.11] He's underneath the teacher's chair
[00:29.18] Short Mort, short Mort
[00:32.91] I can't get that short sport out of my head
[00:36.35] He wears elevator shoes with a nine-inch sole
[00:40.15] He still looks like he's standing in a hole
[00:44.05] He blew out the can like just for kicks
[00:47.35] This kid even makes Charlie Brown look sick
[00:50.88] Short Mort, short Mort
[00:54.42] I'm waiting for the guy's next shocker
[00:57.72] Short Mort, short Mort
[01:01.53] He won my heart when I found him in my locker
[01:05.78]
[01:25.88] The girls all love him and I know why
[01:29.83] Because he's so cute when he plays it cool and sly
[01:33.30] He strolls into class, you should see the teachers' faces
[01:36.82] When they see his big shoes and his ten shoe laces
[01:40.33] Short Mort, short Mort
[01:44.08] The little ladies' pride and joy
[01:47.47] Short Mort, short Mort
[01:50.85] He's a pint size all American boy
[01:54.39] Short Mort
[01:56.93] Ooh-ooh, short Mort
[02:00.27] Mmm, I love him, short Mort
[02:03.26]
[00:03.88] Hey shorty
[00:07.99] He isn't very big, he's small in size
[00:11.97] He isn't very smart but he sure is wise
[00:15.50] He never gets in trouble 'cause he never gets caught
[00:18.63] He can beat tall Paul, I'll take short Mort
[00:22.21] Short Mort, short Mort
[00:26.11] He's underneath the teacher's chair
[00:29.18] Short Mort, short Mort
[00:32.91] I can't get that short sport out of my head
[00:36.35] He wears elevator shoes with a nine-inch sole
[00:40.15] He still looks like he's standing in a hole
[00:44.05] He blew out the can like just for kicks
[00:47.35] This kid even makes Charlie Brown look sick
[00:50.88] Short Mort, short Mort
[00:54.42] I'm waiting for the guy's next shocker
[00:57.72] Short Mort, short Mort
[01:01.53] He won my heart when I found him in my locker
[01:05.78]
[01:25.88] The girls all love him and I know why
[01:29.83] Because he's so cute when he plays it cool and sly
[01:33.30] He strolls into class, you should see the teachers' faces
[01:36.82] When they see his big shoes and his ten shoe laces
[01:40.33] Short Mort, short Mort
[01:44.08] The little ladies' pride and joy
[01:47.47] Short Mort, short Mort
[01:50.85] He's a pint size all American boy
[01:54.39] Short Mort
[01:56.93] Ooh-ooh, short Mort
[02:00.27] Mmm, I love him, short Mort
[02:03.26]