Illegal Smile
๐ต 1433 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:38 duration
๐ ID: 8061474
๐ Lyrics
When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin', no fun
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought, what then?
Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin', no fun
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought, what then?
Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.56] When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
[00:09.95] Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
[00:15.49] Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
[00:20.02] And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
[00:21.86] That I was havin', no fun
[00:25.57] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[00:30.05] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[00:35.56] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[00:40.00] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[00:44.67] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[00:55.53] Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
[01:00.10] Sometimes it seems like the bottom
[01:02.87] Is the only place I've been
[01:06.55] Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
[01:11.02] And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
[01:15.60] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[01:20.15] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[01:25.61] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[01:30.27] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[01:34.71] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[01:46.66] Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
[01:53.08] Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
[01:58.49] I dreamed the police heard
[02:01.27] Everything I thought, what then?
[02:03.00] Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
[02:07.63] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[02:12.12] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[02:17.62] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[02:22.19] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[02:27.61] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[02:30.45] Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
[02:34.05]
[00:09.95] Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
[00:15.49] Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
[00:20.02] And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
[00:21.86] That I was havin', no fun
[00:25.57] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[00:30.05] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[00:35.56] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[00:40.00] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[00:44.67] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[00:55.53] Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
[01:00.10] Sometimes it seems like the bottom
[01:02.87] Is the only place I've been
[01:06.55] Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
[01:11.02] And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
[01:15.60] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[01:20.15] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[01:25.61] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[01:30.27] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[01:34.71] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[01:46.66] Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
[01:53.08] Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
[01:58.49] I dreamed the police heard
[02:01.27] Everything I thought, what then?
[02:03.00] Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
[02:07.63] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[02:12.12] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[02:17.62] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[02:22.19] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[02:27.61] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[02:30.45] Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
[02:34.05]