Illegal Smile
๐ต 1433 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:19 duration
๐ ID: 8061481
๐ Lyrics
When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin', no fun
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought, what then?
Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin', no fun
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought, what then?
Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.32] When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
[00:11.28] Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
[00:16.89] Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
[00:21.80] And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
[00:24.53] That I was havin', no fun
[00:27.56] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[00:33.86] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[00:39.79] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[00:45.02] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[00:50.48] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[01:10.58] Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
[01:16.66] Sometimes it seems like the bottom
[01:19.03] Is the only place I've been
[01:22.43] Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
[01:27.84] And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
[01:33.37] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[01:38.95] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[01:45.39] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[01:50.88] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[01:56.43] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[02:10.06] Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
[02:15.90] Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
[02:21.17] I dreamed the police heard
[02:22.48] Everything I thought, what then?
[02:25.81] Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
[02:31.37] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[02:37.00] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[02:43.95] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[02:49.34] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[02:55.15] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[02:59.47] Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
[03:07.47]
[00:11.28] Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
[00:16.89] Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
[00:21.80] And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
[00:24.53] That I was havin', no fun
[00:27.56] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[00:33.86] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[00:39.79] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[00:45.02] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[00:50.48] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[01:10.58] Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
[01:16.66] Sometimes it seems like the bottom
[01:19.03] Is the only place I've been
[01:22.43] Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
[01:27.84] And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
[01:33.37] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[01:38.95] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[01:45.39] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[01:50.88] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[01:56.43] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[02:10.06] Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
[02:15.90] Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
[02:21.17] I dreamed the police heard
[02:22.48] Everything I thought, what then?
[02:25.81] Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
[02:31.37] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[02:37.00] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[02:43.95] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[02:49.34] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[02:55.15] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[02:59.47] Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
[03:07.47]