We Are Not the Same Person

[00:12.76] I am Drew
[00:14.31] I am Danny
[00:15.96] And we are not the same person
[00:19.08] We may have similar lives
[00:20.86] We may have similar wives
[00:22.45] But we are different, nonetheless
[00:25.83] And if you took the time to get to know us
[00:29.14] For a minute
[00:32.20] You'd see that I'm Drew
[00:34.18] And I am Danny
[00:35.84] Yes, I am Drew
[00:37.49] And I am Danny
[00:39.23] My hair is brown
[00:40.88] My hair is hazel
[00:42.41] Look at our faces
[00:44.06] Look at our nasals
[00:45.85] Why can't you see all the differences that I do?
[00:48.96] My eyes are baby blue
[00:50.72] My eyes are a different shade of baby blue
[00:52.85] People say our videos are similar just
[00:55.43] 'Cause we both make videos 'bout-
[00:57.02] Lele Pons
[00:57.84] Logan Paul
[00:58.60] TikTok Cringe
[00:59.60] Bad life-hacks
[01:00.41] Instagram comedians
[01:02.22] People say we copy and agree a lot
[01:04.43] I don't see it
[01:05.30] Yeah, me neither
[01:06.28] Dreaming of a day
[01:07.38] That the commentary genre
[01:09.15] Will be all mine
[01:10.90] Mine, all mine
[01:12.23] And I'm dreaming of a day
[01:14.04] People won't think I am
[01:15.96] The "Road work" guy from the "Road work" Vine
[01:19.09] I am Drew
[01:20.58] I am Danny
[01:22.10] And we are not the same person
[01:25.59] We may have similar lives
[01:27.06] We may have similar wives
[01:28.64] But we are different, nonetheless
[01:32.09] And if you took the time to get to know us
[01:35.49] For a minute
[01:38.53] You'd see that I'm Drew
[01:40.30] And I am Danny
[01:42.16] And I am Danny
[01:43.79] And I am Danny
[01:45.57] Why does nobody talk about how hard it is
[01:48.69] To be a skinny white guy on the Internet?
[01:51.74] Why are there so many white guys on the Internet?
[01:55.10] Can someone
[01:55.91] Get all these white guys off the Internet?
[01:58.29] Except for me
[01:59.01] And me
[01:59.52] People think I copy Danny's videos
[02:02.40] People think I copy Drew's videos
[02:05.73] Why can't you get we don't copy each other's videos?
[02:10.45] We copy Cody Ko's
[02:12.50] Dreaming of a day
[02:13.52] When I don't hear people say
[02:15.42] I'm a knock-off Drew
[02:17.25] Knock-off Drew
[02:18.92] Dreaming of a day
[02:20.26] When you die in a fire
[02:22.00] And I get all your subscribers (What?)
[02:25.20] I am Drew
[02:26.75] I am Danny
[02:28.58] And we are not the same person
[02:31.69] We may have similar lives
[02:33.45] We may have similar wives
[02:35.04] But we are different, nonetheless
[02:38.14] And if you took the time to get to know us
[02:41.84] For a minute
[02:44.74] You'd see that I'm Drew
[02:46.58] I am Danny
[02:48.34] I am Groot
[02:49.11] Whoa, where the fuck did that come from?
[02:50.47] Yeah, what the fuck was that?
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