Paperback Writer

[00:00.05] Paperback writer (paperback writer, writer)
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[00:12.18] Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
[00:15.04] It took me years to write, will you take a look?
[00:18.32] It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
[00:21.12] And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer
[00:26.78] Paperback writer
[00:30.27] It's a dirty story of a dirty man
[00:33.34] And his clinging wife doesn't understand
[00:36.46] His son is working for the Daily Mail
[00:39.25] It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer
[00:44.84] Paperback writer
[00:48.90] Paperback writer (paperback writer, writer)
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[01:00.96] It's a thousand pages, give or take a few (Frère Jacques)
[01:04.11] I'll be writing more in a week or two
[01:07.08] I could make it longer if you like the style (Frère Jacques)
[01:10.04] I can change it 'round, and I want to be a paperback writer
[01:15.48] Paperback writer
[01:19.11] If you really like it, you can have the rights (Frère Jacques)
[01:22.04] It could make a million for you overnight
[01:25.32] If you must return it, you can send it here (Frère Jacques)
[01:28.31] But I need a break, and I want to be a paperback writer
[01:33.66] Paperback writer
[01:37.76] Paperback writer (paperback writer, writer)
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