I Cringed, Dan

Put that booger back in your nose, turn around and walk away
The I Troll You sign in America says: I want you for the US Army
Some prisoners when they're in the
Shower, their buttcrack is showing (ew)
And Nathan Boutell says this is my
Favourite series, keep it going (thanks buddy)
I had a gerbil and his name was Gerbil, unfortunately he died.
And Mohamed Shermel loves my vids and guess what?
He subscribed
I cringed, Dan.
He's got incredible buttcheeks, Dan.
If Dan had a kid, he'd call him Pug Man.
What's wrong with your eyes, are you alright, Dan? (
Am I gonna regret this?)
Dan's secret ability, he can scare himself with a door.
Dan your forehead is beautiful.
Your channel was better when you did Minecraft.
Dan put tape on his hair now he's gonna regret that.
Maybe you could marry a bully.
Gordon Ramsey has left the chat
I cringed, Dan.
He's got incredible buttcheeks, Dan.
If Dan had a kid, he'd call him Pug Man.
What's wrong with your eyes, are you alright Dan?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Dan is the best.
And so are you.
Dan you short.
Uh okay.
Your secret is safe with me
The whole time I was thinking just get some laxative.
There should be a song about his chair, fantastic
This is clickbait!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Wait, Dan...
Why are your eyes so red?
Holy Potato!
Only filipinos understand.
Only OG's remember when Dan broke his hand.
Mommy I'm confused!
Ah!
And yes child, so am I
Please don't tell me you're a robot.
Who's watching this vid wearing no socks?
How do you headshot a banana?
Press this if you're nine or older!
Dude the character smacking his butt at the end somehow made my day!
Dan, Danny, Big D.
Look at all this sadness and pee
I cringed, Dan.
He's got incredible buttcheeks, Dan.
If Dan had a kid, he'd call him Pug Man.
What's wrong with your eyes, are you alright Dan?
I cringed, Dan