The Laughing Gnome (new stereo mix)
๐ต 1914 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:59 duration
๐ ID: 8200290
๐ Lyrics
I was walking down the high street,
When I heard footsteps behind me.
And there was a little old man ([Hello!])
In scarlet and gray, chuckling away
Well he trotted back to my house
And he sat beside the telly ([Ahh!])
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day
"I ought to report you to the Gnome Office."
["Gnome Office? Ahahahah!"]
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me,
Said the laughing gnome
Well I gave him roasted toadstools,
And a glass of dandelion wine. ([*burp* Pardon...])
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne.
Carried his bag, and gave him a fag.
["Have you got a light, boy?"]
"Here, where do you come from?"
["Gnome-man's land, heehee!"]
"Oh, really?"
In the morning, when I woke up,
He was sitting on the edge of my bed,
With his brother, whose name was Fred.
He'd brought him along to sing me a song.
"Alright, let's hear it... 'ere, what's that clicking noise?"
["That's Fred, he's a metro-gnome, haha!"]
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
["Oh now, I'm a gnome, anyway, haha!"]
"Haven't you got a home to go to?"
["No, we are gnome-ads, hehe!"]
"Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? You look like a rolling gnome."
["Nah, not at the London school of Eco-gnome-ics."]
Now they're staying up me chimney,
And we're living on caviar and honey ([Hurray!])
Cause they're earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio shows
"It's the, errrr... it's the gnome-service, yes, of course!"
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
(Oh, dear me...)
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
([One more time!])
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
When I heard footsteps behind me.
And there was a little old man ([Hello!])
In scarlet and gray, chuckling away
Well he trotted back to my house
And he sat beside the telly ([Ahh!])
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day
"I ought to report you to the Gnome Office."
["Gnome Office? Ahahahah!"]
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me,
Said the laughing gnome
Well I gave him roasted toadstools,
And a glass of dandelion wine. ([*burp* Pardon...])
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne.
Carried his bag, and gave him a fag.
["Have you got a light, boy?"]
"Here, where do you come from?"
["Gnome-man's land, heehee!"]
"Oh, really?"
In the morning, when I woke up,
He was sitting on the edge of my bed,
With his brother, whose name was Fred.
He'd brought him along to sing me a song.
"Alright, let's hear it... 'ere, what's that clicking noise?"
["That's Fred, he's a metro-gnome, haha!"]
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
["Oh now, I'm a gnome, anyway, haha!"]
"Haven't you got a home to go to?"
["No, we are gnome-ads, hehe!"]
"Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? You look like a rolling gnome."
["Nah, not at the London school of Eco-gnome-ics."]
Now they're staying up me chimney,
And we're living on caviar and honey ([Hurray!])
Cause they're earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio shows
"It's the, errrr... it's the gnome-service, yes, of course!"
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
(Oh, dear me...)
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
([One more time!])
Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:14.25] I was walking down the high street,
[00:17.50] When I heard footsteps behind me.
[00:21.18] And there was a little old man ([Hello!])
[00:24.43] In scarlet and gray, chuckling away
[00:29.76] Well he trotted back to my house
[00:33.40] And he sat beside the telly ([Ahh!])
[00:36.78] With his tiny hands on his tummy
[00:39.69] Chuckling away, laughing all day
[00:44.11] "I ought to report you to the Gnome Office."
[00:45.67] ["Gnome Office? Ahahahah!"]
[00:47.20] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[00:51.05] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[00:54.74] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[00:58.05] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me,
[01:02.27] Said the laughing gnome
[01:06.87] Well I gave him roasted toadstools,
[01:10.24] And a glass of dandelion wine. ([*burp* Pardon...])
[01:13.57] Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne.
[01:16.57] Carried his bag, and gave him a fag.
[01:19.68] ["Have you got a light, boy?"]
[01:23.13] "Here, where do you come from?"
[01:24.13] ["Gnome-man's land, heehee!"]
[01:25.38] "Oh, really?"
[01:27.66] In the morning, when I woke up,
[01:31.32] He was sitting on the edge of my bed,
[01:34.57] With his brother, whose name was Fred.
[01:37.42] He'd brought him along to sing me a song.
[01:40.56] "Alright, let's hear it... 'ere, what's that clicking noise?"
[01:44.00] ["That's Fred, he's a metro-gnome, haha!"]
[01:46.77] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[01:50.03] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[01:53.86] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[01:56.96] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[02:00.71] ["Oh now, I'm a gnome, anyway, haha!"]
[02:03.79] "Haven't you got a home to go to?"
[02:04.93] ["No, we are gnome-ads, hehe!"]
[02:05.92] "Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? You look like a rolling gnome."
[02:09.27] ["Nah, not at the London school of Eco-gnome-ics."]
[02:12.63] Now they're staying up me chimney,
[02:16.23] And we're living on caviar and honey ([Hurray!])
[02:19.54] Cause they're earning me lots of money
[02:23.03] Writing comedy prose for radio shows
[02:26.09] "It's the, errrr... it's the gnome-service, yes, of course!"
[02:31.39] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[02:36.09] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[02:39.36] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[02:42.37] (Oh, dear me...)
[02:43.23] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[02:45.64] ([One more time!])
[02:48.44] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[02:51.62] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[02:55.47]
[00:17.50] When I heard footsteps behind me.
[00:21.18] And there was a little old man ([Hello!])
[00:24.43] In scarlet and gray, chuckling away
[00:29.76] Well he trotted back to my house
[00:33.40] And he sat beside the telly ([Ahh!])
[00:36.78] With his tiny hands on his tummy
[00:39.69] Chuckling away, laughing all day
[00:44.11] "I ought to report you to the Gnome Office."
[00:45.67] ["Gnome Office? Ahahahah!"]
[00:47.20] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[00:51.05] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[00:54.74] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[00:58.05] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me,
[01:02.27] Said the laughing gnome
[01:06.87] Well I gave him roasted toadstools,
[01:10.24] And a glass of dandelion wine. ([*burp* Pardon...])
[01:13.57] Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne.
[01:16.57] Carried his bag, and gave him a fag.
[01:19.68] ["Have you got a light, boy?"]
[01:23.13] "Here, where do you come from?"
[01:24.13] ["Gnome-man's land, heehee!"]
[01:25.38] "Oh, really?"
[01:27.66] In the morning, when I woke up,
[01:31.32] He was sitting on the edge of my bed,
[01:34.57] With his brother, whose name was Fred.
[01:37.42] He'd brought him along to sing me a song.
[01:40.56] "Alright, let's hear it... 'ere, what's that clicking noise?"
[01:44.00] ["That's Fred, he's a metro-gnome, haha!"]
[01:46.77] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[01:50.03] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[01:53.86] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[01:56.96] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[02:00.71] ["Oh now, I'm a gnome, anyway, haha!"]
[02:03.79] "Haven't you got a home to go to?"
[02:04.93] ["No, we are gnome-ads, hehe!"]
[02:05.92] "Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school? You look like a rolling gnome."
[02:09.27] ["Nah, not at the London school of Eco-gnome-ics."]
[02:12.63] Now they're staying up me chimney,
[02:16.23] And we're living on caviar and honey ([Hurray!])
[02:19.54] Cause they're earning me lots of money
[02:23.03] Writing comedy prose for radio shows
[02:26.09] "It's the, errrr... it's the gnome-service, yes, of course!"
[02:31.39] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[02:36.09] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[02:39.36] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[02:42.37] (Oh, dear me...)
[02:43.23] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[02:45.64] ([One more time!])
[02:48.44] Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
[02:51.62] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[02:55.47]