Asshole

[00:24.59] I heard a tree.
[00:25.43] It was talking to me.
[00:28.17] It said "You are an asshole."
[00:32.66] A honeybee
[00:34.46] Went buzzing by me.
[00:37.23] It said "You're such an asshole."
[00:40.85] I've experienced such strange phenomena
[00:45.34] since I left my sweet Marie.
[00:48.90] I left her to see the world
[00:52.56] now the whole world is mad at me!
[00:57.97] I caught a fish.
[00:59.71] The fish was pissed
[01:00.68] "I been caught by an asshole!"
[01:05.15] A threw it back and a seagull crapped
[01:09.61] "For you are an asshole!"
[01:14.13] I've experienced such weird phenomena
[01:17.31] since I left you my Marie
[01:23.67] I walked away from your sweet sweet love
[01:26.39] now the whole world is through with me
[02:00.69] I've experienced such odd phenomena
[02:03.39] since you left me my Marie
[02:08.72] The whole world can call me what it wants
[02:11.43] if you just come back to me
[02:15.18] My Marie!
[02:18.75] I need you sweet Marie
[02:22.34] : You're still an asshole
[02:33.20] I'm on my knees, my Marie
[02:39.59] : You're still an asshole
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