Peachfuzz

[00:06.82] Oh, Pete Nice? I'm smoother than him, man, I mean
[00:09.28] He wears suits and all, you know no disrespect
[00:11.08] Yeah, right, just a thought
[00:13.10] Heavy D, yo, the girls they love me
[00:15.00] They love me, I just know it!
[00:16.76] Yeah, Positive K? He's dip dip divin'?
[00:19.63] Yeah right
[00:21.26] Yeah LL, yo, he might keep the girls jinglin
[00:23.42] But yo I'm the man
[00:25.75] I'm the man, as a matter of fact
[00:27.55] Yo, see, they laughin' at me, man
[00:29.78] I'm the man!
[00:31.57] Yo, well anyway
[00:32.97] By the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin, gots many plus plenty
[00:35.78] String by string, I think I counts like twenty
[00:37.67] If you loan me your ear, I'll return it with interest
[00:40.02] If not, I'll simply twist your wrist
[00:41.41] So listen up closely, with thoughts to recoup me
[00:44.05] 'Cause I hope to gross like ten cent per groupie
[00:46.14] Now, only if I had two G's per strand
[00:48.08] Ask my anchor banker, he understands
[00:50.15] I used to wrap my hand around a cold, gold can
[00:52.49] Someone once said health is wealth, so check self
[00:54.22] I gots a perfect check-up, 'cept for a hiccup, roll with no stick-up
[00:56.98] How can I keep the Goya nectars on my shelf?
[00:58.83] Oh boya, how I searched for an employer
[01:00.48] But before Z. L. Huckleberry Finn was in Tom Sawyer
[01:03.25] Now use your imagination, just a smidgeon
[01:05.33] If I was a bird, I'd be a pigeon
[01:06.78] Succumb one to crumbs and pizza crust, when every fella can
[01:09.37] Eat fresh fish and live fat like pelican
[01:11.65] Then again, that's only if you're capable for freckles or blue eyes
[01:14.26] I settle for Heckle'n'Jeckle
[01:15.66] While I chuckle at my man with the cellular phone
[01:17.75] The only phone I own's a funky xylophone's tone
[01:19.87] Ain't no joy in annoyin' high-pitched ringin'
[01:22.52] We do the tap-twist and twitch bringin'
[01:24.19] Through soul and this cordless thingamajig
[01:26.53] Sure as Subroc's clippers etch and clip to your wig
[01:28.25] We'll do the gig so make your mind, thumb twiddlers
[01:30.44] The pipe, the bowl or us fiddlers, don't riddle us
[01:32.58] I'll even ride a bus till the coast is clear
[01:34.43] For okay pay, I say I'm finna
[01:36.72] Now, all this runnin' 'round's kickin' me right in the rear
[01:38.84] And still I'm judged by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin
[01:41.80] And I'm able to hit a skin
[01:43.48] Just like my man Puba Maxwell, so I'm smooth
[01:46.37] Yeah, can he get the job done but yo, I take care of business
[01:49.52] (Peachfuzz) Now, what's up with this peachfuzz nonsense?
[01:51.73] (Peachfuzz) What are y'all talkin' about, this peachfuzz?
[01:53.82] (Peachfuzz) Nah, I just got one thing to say
[01:55.81] (Peachfuzz) Ahh, man
[01:57.19] By the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin, six black hairs
[02:00.11] String by string, I think I counts five pairs
[02:02.23] That's a little, but still, can I get a thumbs up?
[02:04.77] At least for the peachfuzz that sums up
[02:06.55] A tidbit, yeah, that's it, but who gives a Sugar
[02:08.43] Honey Iced Tea besides me
[02:09.92] For if, I ever riff, yet and still, they be stiff, they wantin' bills
[02:12.49] So I take time just to kill
[02:14.39] I say cute is for a bear, teddy bear like Teddy Ruxpin
[02:17.00] Would I be handsome if I pimped in a tux then
[02:19.03] Smoked a cigar with some black shinin' shoes then
[02:21.06] Picked up some friends in my Benz and start cruisin'?
[02:23.26] Huh, that's a dream that I ain't even livin' in
[02:25.29] If that makes a man, surely I'll recommend
[02:27.42] I'll stay a toy boy eatin' Butterfingers
[02:29.58] With Knowledge of Self, and colorin books on my shelf
[02:31.68] I wanna grow up, 'cause maybe if I did then
[02:33.86] I wouldn't be treated like a Toys'R'Us kid when
[02:36.14] They counts ten upon my chin
[02:37.53] By the hairs of my peachfuzz, let's say each was an inch
[02:40.35] Psych, because I can't pull or pinch
[02:42.07] It's a wrench, and I thought life would be a cinch
[02:44.15] But anyway, anyhow, let's talk about someway, somehow
[02:46.89] That I can make my peachfuzz grow out
[02:48.58] Really? Do I need beard that grows with no pause
[02:50.63] Just to be respected and resemble Santa Claus?
[02:52.86] Hear this clear, I'm a man, I tell ya
[02:54.60] No dreams or drugs like the slugs will I ever sell ya
[02:57.07] A man I am, in the body of a youth
[02:58.88] So don't play me like I'm Born Universe Truth Truth
[03:01.31] So when I knock at your hearts, let me in
[03:03.27] And judge me not by the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin
[03:06.40] Yeah, that's what we call, pimpin' presence yo (You got it)
[03:09.15] Call me tonight, knowhatI'msayin?
[03:10.34] Yeah, I eat no pork
[03:11.85] So why can't I be as smooth as my man Dr. York?
[03:14.87] I see not!
[03:15.67] Yo. I'm smoother than the bottom of Hammer's shoes
[03:18.14] After three hundred spins
[03:19.47] No love here
[03:20.97] No hair on my chest, but my boy Ak West, I'm just smoother
[03:23.98] I'm just smoother
[03:24.93] Yeah right
[03:25.33] I'm definitely smoother than y'all just saw
[03:27.28] It's about time!
[03:28.86] I'm sayin', yo but, I don't want to hear
[03:30.72] (Peachfuzz) None of this peachfuzz nonsense
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[03:34.62] (Peachfuzz) You know
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