Bashir With The Good Beard

Why won't you love me
Why won't you text me back
Leave me on read
Ghost me like I'm dead

Are my clothes too tight?
Do I love too much?
You say I'm not polite
I say fuck you very much

Bashir with the good beard
(You're so pretty you're so pretty you're so pretty)
Bashir with the good beard
(You say you think I'm weird)
Bashir with the good beard
(Won't you love me? Won't you love me? Won't you love me?)
Bashir with the good beard
(You've gone and disappeared)

We'll have two sons (Bilal and Talal, Nasser and Hussein)
We'll watch Bake Off and eat KFC (Halal!)

Are my clothes too tight? (Yeah)
Do I love too much? (Yeah)
You say I'm not polite
I say fuck you very much

Bashir with the good beard
(You're so pretty you're so pretty you're so pretty)
Bashir with the good beard
(You say you think I'm weird)
Bashir with the good beard
(Won't you love me? Won't you love me? Won't you love me?)
Bashir with the good beard
(You've gone and disappeared)