gallon of cat piss

Went to the store
Bought me some Ritz
I saw your girl
(She has a great personality)
Who's Epic Mac?
They want to know
I guess I'll have to show you

Epic Mac a mister cause he can't miss
I just drank a gallon of cat piss
I be duping my money mitosis
Take off your socks girl
Show me them toeses
Yeah!!

The Ritz tasted good
Your girl tasted better
I'm up in the clouds
I'm flying like feather

They lie on the news
They don't know the weather
How they saying clear skies
When it is December?
(Incoherent)

Epic Mac a mister cause he can't miss
I just drank a gallon of cat piss
I be duping my money mitosis
Take off your socks girl
Show me them toeses
Yeah!!