Adrian Cronauer (Pt. 7)

We're back.
Here's the news.
All the news that's new and approved by the US Army...
The sweetest-smelling army in the world. Great Britain recognized the island state of Singapore.
How do you recognize an island?
Do you go, "
Exc-- Hey, wait.
No, don't tell me.
Wait, wait.
Didn't we meet last year at the Feinman bar mitzvah?
You look a lot like Hawaii.
Didn't we meet last year at the Peninsula Club?" The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today.
What is a protective dike?
Is that a large woman standing near the river going "
Don't go near there!" "
But Betty-" "
Don't go near there!
Get away from the river!
Stay away from there." I know, we can't use the word "dyke." You can't even say "lesbian", it's "women in comfortable shoes." Thank you very much.
Now here's the weather.
We're going to go right to Roosevelt E.
Roosevelt.
Roosevelt, how's it going? "
Adrian, I'm with somebody.
Don't even come here and bother me right now." - Well, thanks, Roosevelt.
Can't you give us a little weather? - "
Not now, man.
I'm on the balcony, I'm trying to score.
Back off." Well, what's the weather like? "
You got a window?
Open it." Thank you, Roosevelt.
We'll have to go to someone else for the weather.
I guess we'll have to go all the way to Washington Weather Central to Walter Cronkite.
Walter, what's the weather like? "
I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E.
Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was.
The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon.
Tomorrow's weather: a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north.
Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon round-up." Okay, we're going hit some songs at your right now, coming your way.