Mr. Mistoffelees

You ought to ask magical mister mistoffelees
The original conjuring cat
There can be no doubt about that
Please listen to me, and dont scoff
All his inventions are of his own bat
There's no such cat in the metropolis
He holds all the patent monopolies
For performing surprising illusions
And creating eccentric confusions

The greatest magicians have something to learn
From mister mistofelees conjuring turn

And we all say

Oh well I never!
Was there ever a cat so clever as
Magical mister mistoffelees?

He's quiet, he's small he is black
From his ear to the tip of is tail,
He can creep to the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from the pack
He's equally cunning with dice
He's always deceiving into
Believing that he's only hunting for mice, au

He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knive or a fork
And you think tha it's merely misplaced

You've seen it one moment
But than it is gone
But you'll find it next week
Laying out on the lawn

And we all say

Oh well, i never!
Was there ever
A cat so clever as
Magical mister mistoffelees?

Presto

Oh well, i never!
Was there ever
A cat so clever as
Magical mister mistoffelees?

Oh well, i never!
Was there ever
A cat so clever as
Magical mister mistoffelees?

His manner is vague and aloof
And you'll think there's nobody shyer
But his voice can be heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire

And has sometimes be heard by the fire
While he was about on the roof
At least we all heard that somebody purred
Wich is incontestable proof

And of his single magical powers
I've known the family to call
Him in the garden for hours
While he was asleep in the hall

And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say

Oh well, i never!
Was there ever
A cat so clever as
Magical mister mistoffelees?

Magical

And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say

Oh well, i never!
Was there ever
A cat so clever as
Magical mister mistoffelees?

Oh well, i never!
Was there ever
A cat so clever as
Magical mister mistoffelees?

Mystical

Oh well, i never!
Was there ever
A cat so clever as
Magical mister mistoffelees?

Magical, mystical
Oohoo oh

Magical mister mistoffelees

I give you
The magical
The marvelous
Mister mistoffelees