Floyd The Barber

[00:17.16] Bell on door clanks, come on in
[00:20.69] Floyd observes my hairy chin
[00:24.17] Sit down, chair, don't be afraid
[00:27.69] Steamed hot towel on my face
[00:33.84] I'm ashamed
[00:37.50] I'm ashamed
[00:40.91] I'm ashamed
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[00:52.29] Barney ties me to the chair
[00:55.51] I can't see, I'm really scared
[00:59.12] Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
[01:02.50] Pee pee pressed against my lips
[01:08.73] I'm ashamed
[01:12.35] I'm ashamed
[01:15.50] I'm ashamed
[01:21.65]
[01:40.52] I sense others in the room
[01:44.02] Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
[01:47.55] They take turns and cut me up
[01:51.02] I died smothered in Andy's clutch
[01:57.26] I'm ashamed
[02:00.60] I'm ashamed
[02:04.19] I'm ashamed
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