Bruces' Philosophers' Song
๐ต 785 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:00 duration
๐ ID: 857180
๐ Lyrics
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[02:10.34] Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
[02:12.34] Who was very rarely stable
[02:14.42] Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
[02:16.46] Who could think you under the table
[02:18.38] David Hume could out-consume
[02:20.36] Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
[02:22.09] And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
[02:23.98] Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
[02:26.15] There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
[02:28.58] 'Bout the raising of the wrist
[02:31.34] Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
[02:36.72] John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
[02:38.82] On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
[02:41.08] Plato, they say, could stick it away
[02:43.07] Half a crate of whiskey every day
[02:44.74] Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
[02:44.96] Hobbes was fond of his dram
[02:48.45] And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
[02:50.44] "I drink, therefore I am."
[02:52.60] Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
[02:57.86] A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
[02:59.61]
[02:12.34] Who was very rarely stable
[02:14.42] Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
[02:16.46] Who could think you under the table
[02:18.38] David Hume could out-consume
[02:20.36] Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
[02:22.09] And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
[02:23.98] Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
[02:26.15] There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
[02:28.58] 'Bout the raising of the wrist
[02:31.34] Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
[02:36.72] John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
[02:38.82] On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
[02:41.08] Plato, they say, could stick it away
[02:43.07] Half a crate of whiskey every day
[02:44.74] Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
[02:44.96] Hobbes was fond of his dram
[02:48.45] And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
[02:50.44] "I drink, therefore I am."
[02:52.60] Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
[02:57.86] A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
[02:59.61]