Great at Crime

In the dead of midnight
Someone's creeping down the hall
See those yellow uniforms?
We're the ones who got it all
We may trigger an alarm
But we'll never come to harm
Because before the cops can catch us
We can call my mom!

We're great at crime
(Don't call us dumb!)
Yeah, we're great at crime
(I stole some bubblegum!)

The boys in blue are here for you
There is nothing they can do
We scuffle, scram, skeddaddle
Up a creek without a paddle
No you cannot rattle us
'Cause we are great at crime

Larceny, incarcerated
Arson's kinda overrated
There's no reason to debate it
Great at crime!
Great at crime!
Great at crime

Whoa

While you're busy sleeping
We are sneaking through your yard
"Beware of dog" is just a bluff
This won't be very hard
Your security won't stop us
Know that you can never top us
We will sneak in through the chimney
And then we get stuck

We're great at crime
(Help, I can't get out!)
Yeah, we're great at crime
(I think I swallowed grout)

Grab the hooch and then we scootch!
Unless you've got a scary pooch
Riping robing rootle
But it all feels rather futile
When you're chewed out by a poodle
No! we're great at crime!

Larceny, incarcerated!
Arson's kinda overrated
There's no reason to debate it
Great at crime!
Great at crime!
Great at crime

Great at crime
So good
Yeah, great at crime
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Got a brand new target
That museum is our next mark
Breaking in at seven
'Cause we are scared of the dark!
And the creeping apprehension
Of the dangers of detention
Doesn't get a single mention
And I'll tell you why!
(Hit me with the motto, fellas, one more time!)

Great at crime
(I failed remedial English!)
Yeah, we're great at crime
(I don't understand basic rhyme structure!)

Let's grab this charm 'cause what's the harm?
Oh, we triggered the alarm!
It's just a minor hiccup
I can call my mom for pickup
It's the sleeve I've got a trick up
'Cause I'm great at crime!

Thought that I was cunning
But my mama isn't coming
Really shoulda started running
'Cause we're great at crime!
The coppers were a big surprise
They're trying us, we're evil guys
They wouldn't be here

Otherwise, we're great at crime!
Larceny, incarcerated!
Arson's kinda overrated
There's no reason to debate it
Great at crime!
Doing time
Great at crime