Caralee
๐ต 1410 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:29 duration
๐ ID: 8587031
๐ Lyrics
Caralee is a terror
But Caralee... Caralee don't suck on that
Pays the bills
Drop it. Drop it. Drop it!
Life as her manny
Beats a life on my fanny
Still, Caralee *grunt* she kills
Spit. Spit. Spit-- thank you
Caralee has toy scissors
With which Caralee makes small cuts
Now, you don't try to take them
Try to borrow or break them
And Caralee
God damit! Stabs your nuts
Gently, but repeatedly
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
Threw up and poo-ed on my Mac Book
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Caralee knows the "F" word
In fact, Caralee wrote a song
Its actually hilarious in appropriate areas
Like Caralee's father's charity banquet would be wrong
And now we know.
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
I think that she might be Satan
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
I swear to god, she is Satan
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Caralee likes spaghetti
And Caralee only likes spaghetti
Spaghetti to eat with
And spaghetti to throw with
To get mush between feet with
To shout homo, and no with
Oh, Caralee
Caralee-!
Is yours for 30 minutes, heres 50 dollars
I'll be right back
Mister, Caralee is persuasive she can help you sell your crack
Or if you simply need to barter, shes a very easy sale
But please don't put her in the trash
Or try to send her in the mail
Because she'll just come back to haunt you
With her scissors and her smile
Its been awfully nice to meet you, thanks
And so long for a while
Ha ha ha!
Now I'm free
Now I'm free
Of Caralee!
But Caralee... Caralee don't suck on that
Pays the bills
Drop it. Drop it. Drop it!
Life as her manny
Beats a life on my fanny
Still, Caralee *grunt* she kills
Spit. Spit. Spit-- thank you
Caralee has toy scissors
With which Caralee makes small cuts
Now, you don't try to take them
Try to borrow or break them
And Caralee
God damit! Stabs your nuts
Gently, but repeatedly
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
Threw up and poo-ed on my Mac Book
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Caralee knows the "F" word
In fact, Caralee wrote a song
Its actually hilarious in appropriate areas
Like Caralee's father's charity banquet would be wrong
And now we know.
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
I think that she might be Satan
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
I swear to god, she is Satan
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Caralee likes spaghetti
And Caralee only likes spaghetti
Spaghetti to eat with
And spaghetti to throw with
To get mush between feet with
To shout homo, and no with
Oh, Caralee
Caralee-!
Is yours for 30 minutes, heres 50 dollars
I'll be right back
Mister, Caralee is persuasive she can help you sell your crack
Or if you simply need to barter, shes a very easy sale
But please don't put her in the trash
Or try to send her in the mail
Because she'll just come back to haunt you
With her scissors and her smile
Its been awfully nice to meet you, thanks
And so long for a while
Ha ha ha!
Now I'm free
Now I'm free
Of Caralee!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.76] Caralee is a terror
[00:13.74] But Caralee... Caralee don't suck on that
[00:17.09] Pays the bills
[00:18.65] Drop it. Drop it. Drop it!
[00:21.39] Life as her manny
[00:22.13] Beats a life on my fanny
[00:24.28] Still, Caralee *grunt* she kills
[00:29.33] Spit. Spit. Spit-- thank you
[00:35.39] Caralee has toy scissors
[00:38.46] With which Caralee makes small cuts
[00:42.53] Now, you don't try to take them
[00:43.88] Try to borrow or break them
[00:46.17] And Caralee
[00:47.95] God damit! Stabs your nuts
[00:51.37] Gently, but repeatedly
[00:53.57] Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
[00:56.65] Threw up and poo-ed on my Mac Book
[01:00.07] Woah-oh-oh-oh
[01:01.03] Caralee knows the "F" word
[01:03.69] In fact, Caralee wrote a song
[01:08.23] Its actually hilarious in appropriate areas
[01:11.55] Like Caralee's father's charity banquet would be wrong
[01:16.45] And now we know.
[01:18.39] Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
[01:21.63] I think that she might be Satan
[01:24.72] Woah-oh-oh-oh
[01:25.85] Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
[01:28.91] I swear to god, she is Satan
[01:32.09] Woah-oh-oh-oh
[01:33.78] Caralee likes spaghetti
[01:37.03] And Caralee only likes spaghetti
[01:40.04] Spaghetti to eat with
[01:41.43] And spaghetti to throw with
[01:43.82] To get mush between feet with
[01:45.60] To shout homo, and no with
[01:47.32] Oh, Caralee
[01:48.83] Caralee-!
[01:51.18] Is yours for 30 minutes, heres 50 dollars
[01:53.66] I'll be right back
[01:54.13] Mister, Caralee is persuasive she can help you sell your crack
[01:57.62] Or if you simply need to barter, shes a very easy sale
[02:01.68] But please don't put her in the trash
[02:03.29] Or try to send her in the mail
[02:05.50] Because she'll just come back to haunt you
[02:07.54] With her scissors and her smile
[02:09.47] Its been awfully nice to meet you, thanks
[02:11.17] And so long for a while
[02:12.30] Ha ha ha!
[02:13.13] Now I'm free
[02:14.09] Now I'm free
[02:17.09] Of Caralee!
[02:25.27]
[00:13.74] But Caralee... Caralee don't suck on that
[00:17.09] Pays the bills
[00:18.65] Drop it. Drop it. Drop it!
[00:21.39] Life as her manny
[00:22.13] Beats a life on my fanny
[00:24.28] Still, Caralee *grunt* she kills
[00:29.33] Spit. Spit. Spit-- thank you
[00:35.39] Caralee has toy scissors
[00:38.46] With which Caralee makes small cuts
[00:42.53] Now, you don't try to take them
[00:43.88] Try to borrow or break them
[00:46.17] And Caralee
[00:47.95] God damit! Stabs your nuts
[00:51.37] Gently, but repeatedly
[00:53.57] Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
[00:56.65] Threw up and poo-ed on my Mac Book
[01:00.07] Woah-oh-oh-oh
[01:01.03] Caralee knows the "F" word
[01:03.69] In fact, Caralee wrote a song
[01:08.23] Its actually hilarious in appropriate areas
[01:11.55] Like Caralee's father's charity banquet would be wrong
[01:16.45] And now we know.
[01:18.39] Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
[01:21.63] I think that she might be Satan
[01:24.72] Woah-oh-oh-oh
[01:25.85] Caralee, Caralee, Caralee
[01:28.91] I swear to god, she is Satan
[01:32.09] Woah-oh-oh-oh
[01:33.78] Caralee likes spaghetti
[01:37.03] And Caralee only likes spaghetti
[01:40.04] Spaghetti to eat with
[01:41.43] And spaghetti to throw with
[01:43.82] To get mush between feet with
[01:45.60] To shout homo, and no with
[01:47.32] Oh, Caralee
[01:48.83] Caralee-!
[01:51.18] Is yours for 30 minutes, heres 50 dollars
[01:53.66] I'll be right back
[01:54.13] Mister, Caralee is persuasive she can help you sell your crack
[01:57.62] Or if you simply need to barter, shes a very easy sale
[02:01.68] But please don't put her in the trash
[02:03.29] Or try to send her in the mail
[02:05.50] Because she'll just come back to haunt you
[02:07.54] With her scissors and her smile
[02:09.47] Its been awfully nice to meet you, thanks
[02:11.17] And so long for a while
[02:12.30] Ha ha ha!
[02:13.13] Now I'm free
[02:14.09] Now I'm free
[02:17.09] Of Caralee!
[02:25.27]