Professional Dog

[00:11.96] I don't wanna go to school
[00:13.56] I don't wanna follow rules
[00:15.11] I don't wanna go to work
[00:16.47] Everyone alive's a jerk
[00:18.03] I don't wanna make new friends
[00:19.39] I just wanna play pretend
[00:20.93] Put my breakfast in a bowl
[00:22.23] There it is, my heart and soul
[00:23.87] I just wanna be a professional dog
[00:29.99] I just wanna be a professional dog
[00:35.81] I don't wanna pay my rent
[00:37.12] I don't wanna represent
[00:38.72] Ideals of humanity
[00:40.32] I'm giving up my thumbs for lent
[00:41.90] Wish I could forget to read
[00:43.29] Never caring where I've peed
[00:44.86] Never heard of greenhouse gas
[00:46.47] Turn around, I'll sniff your ass
[00:47.74] I just wanna be a professional dog
[00:53.81] I just wanna be a professional dog
[00:59.97] I don't wanna go to school
[01:01.31] I don't wanna follow rules
[01:02.92] I don't wanna go to work
[01:04.25] Everyone alive's a jerk
[01:05.84] I don't wanna make new friends
[01:07.12] I just wanna play pretend
[01:08.75] Put my breakfast in a bowl
[01:10.38] There it is, my heart and soul
[01:11.93] I just wanna be a professional dog
[01:17.77] I just wanna be a professional dog
[01:23.95] I just wanna be a professional dog
[01:29.80] I just wanna be a professional dog
[01:47.92] I just wanna be a professional dog
[01:53.76] I just wanna be a professional dog
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