Eric The Half A Bee
๐ต 814 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:05 duration
๐ ID: 860260
๐ Lyrics
A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four
(Spoken):
Half-a-bee, philosophically
Must ipso-facto half not-be.
But half the bee, has got to bee
Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing...
La di di, a-one-two-three
Eric The Half-A-Bee
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Is this a-wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a managerie?
NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
I love this hive employ-e-e
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally. The end.
(Spoken):
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh
(Sings): Cyril Connolly
(Whistles)
(Spoken):
Half-a-bee, philosophically
Must ipso-facto half not-be.
But half the bee, has got to bee
Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing...
La di di, a-one-two-three
Eric The Half-A-Bee
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Is this a-wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a managerie?
NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
I love this hive employ-e-e
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally. The end.
(Spoken):
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh
(Sings): Cyril Connolly
(Whistles)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.19] A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four
[00:03.06] (Spoken):
[00:10.34] Half-a-bee, philosophically
[00:12.59] Must ipso-facto half not-be.
[00:16.79] But half the bee, has got to bee
[00:19.13] Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?
[00:23.40] But can a bee be said to be
[00:25.66] Or not to be an entire bee
[00:29.59] When half the bee is not a bee
[00:31.77] Due to some ancient injury?
[00:34.99] Singing...
[00:36.15] La di di, a-one-two-three
[00:39.90] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[00:43.31] A-B-C-D-E-F-G
[00:47.59] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[00:50.81] Is this a-wretched demi-bee
[00:54.92] Half asleep upon my knee
[00:58.60] Some freak from a managerie?
[01:02.33] NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
[01:06.85] A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
[01:10.40] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[01:14.32] Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
[01:18.02] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[01:21.85] I love this hive employ-e-e
[01:25.62] Bisected accidentally
[01:29.36] One summer afternoon by me
[01:32.80] I love him carnally
[01:37.29] He loves him carnally
[01:41.05] Semi-carnally. The end.
[01:44.68] (Spoken):
[01:45.09] Cyril Connolly?
[01:46.55] No, semi-carnally
[01:48.74] Oh
[01:50.64] (Sings): Cyril Connolly
[01:53.34] (Whistles)
[02:05.14]
[00:03.06] (Spoken):
[00:10.34] Half-a-bee, philosophically
[00:12.59] Must ipso-facto half not-be.
[00:16.79] But half the bee, has got to bee
[00:19.13] Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?
[00:23.40] But can a bee be said to be
[00:25.66] Or not to be an entire bee
[00:29.59] When half the bee is not a bee
[00:31.77] Due to some ancient injury?
[00:34.99] Singing...
[00:36.15] La di di, a-one-two-three
[00:39.90] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[00:43.31] A-B-C-D-E-F-G
[00:47.59] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[00:50.81] Is this a-wretched demi-bee
[00:54.92] Half asleep upon my knee
[00:58.60] Some freak from a managerie?
[01:02.33] NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
[01:06.85] A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
[01:10.40] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[01:14.32] Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
[01:18.02] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[01:21.85] I love this hive employ-e-e
[01:25.62] Bisected accidentally
[01:29.36] One summer afternoon by me
[01:32.80] I love him carnally
[01:37.29] He loves him carnally
[01:41.05] Semi-carnally. The end.
[01:44.68] (Spoken):
[01:45.09] Cyril Connolly?
[01:46.55] No, semi-carnally
[01:48.74] Oh
[01:50.64] (Sings): Cyril Connolly
[01:53.34] (Whistles)
[02:05.14]