Eric The Half A Bee
๐ต 814 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:05 duration
๐ ID: 860262
๐ Lyrics
A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four
(Spoken):
Half-a-bee, philosophically
Must ipso-facto half not-be.
But half the bee, has got to bee
Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing...
La di di, a-one-two-three
Eric The Half-A-Bee
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Is this a-wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a managerie?
NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
I love this hive employ-e-e
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally. The end.
(Spoken):
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh
(Sings): Cyril Connolly
(Whistles)
(Spoken):
Half-a-bee, philosophically
Must ipso-facto half not-be.
But half the bee, has got to bee
Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing...
La di di, a-one-two-three
Eric The Half-A-Bee
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Is this a-wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a managerie?
NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
I love this hive employ-e-e
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally. The end.
(Spoken):
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh
(Sings): Cyril Connolly
(Whistles)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.78] A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four
[00:02.55] (Spoken):
[00:09.11] Half-a-bee, philosophically
[00:12.63] Must ipso-facto half not-be.
[00:15.51] But half the bee, has got to bee
[00:19.27] Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?
[00:22.89] But can a bee be said to be
[00:25.69] Or not to be an entire bee
[00:29.19] When half the bee is not a bee
[00:31.72] Due to some ancient injury?
[00:34.43] Singing...
[00:35.18] La di di, a-one-two-three
[00:39.65] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[00:43.14] A-B-C-D-E-F-G
[00:47.40] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[00:51.29] Is this a-wretched demi-bee
[00:55.02] Half asleep upon my knee
[00:59.08] Some freak from a managerie?
[01:02.75] NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
[01:06.62] A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
[01:10.11] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[01:14.53] Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
[01:16.39] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[01:23.27] I love this hive employ-e-e
[01:25.55] Bisected accidentally
[01:29.24] One summer afternoon by me
[01:32.91] I love him carnally
[01:36.45] He loves him carnally
[01:41.10] Semi-carnally. The end.
[01:44.18] (Spoken):
[01:44.56] Cyril Connolly?
[01:46.48] No, semi-carnally
[01:49.04] Oh
[01:49.98] (Sings): Cyril Connolly
[01:53.32] (Whistles)
[02:06.15]
[00:02.55] (Spoken):
[00:09.11] Half-a-bee, philosophically
[00:12.63] Must ipso-facto half not-be.
[00:15.51] But half the bee, has got to bee
[00:19.27] Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?
[00:22.89] But can a bee be said to be
[00:25.69] Or not to be an entire bee
[00:29.19] When half the bee is not a bee
[00:31.72] Due to some ancient injury?
[00:34.43] Singing...
[00:35.18] La di di, a-one-two-three
[00:39.65] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[00:43.14] A-B-C-D-E-F-G
[00:47.40] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[00:51.29] Is this a-wretched demi-bee
[00:55.02] Half asleep upon my knee
[00:59.08] Some freak from a managerie?
[01:02.75] NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
[01:06.62] A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
[01:10.11] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[01:14.53] Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
[01:16.39] Eric The Half-A-Bee
[01:23.27] I love this hive employ-e-e
[01:25.55] Bisected accidentally
[01:29.24] One summer afternoon by me
[01:32.91] I love him carnally
[01:36.45] He loves him carnally
[01:41.10] Semi-carnally. The end.
[01:44.18] (Spoken):
[01:44.56] Cyril Connolly?
[01:46.48] No, semi-carnally
[01:49.04] Oh
[01:49.98] (Sings): Cyril Connolly
[01:53.32] (Whistles)
[02:06.15]