Every Sperm Is Sacred
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There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them
I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm
You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
A Catholic the moment Dad came
Because
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God get quite irate
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!
Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine! And mine! And mine!
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them
I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm
You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
A Catholic the moment Dad came
Because
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found
Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God get quite irate
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!
Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine! And mine! And mine!
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.68] There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
[00:07.94] There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
[00:11.92] There are those that follow Mohammed, but
[00:16.48] I've never been one of them
[00:22.93] I'm a Roman Catholic
[00:25.73] And have been since before I was born
[00:29.65] And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
[00:33.57] They'll take you as soon as you're warm
[00:37.18] You don't have to be a six-footer
[00:40.79] You don't have to have a great brain
[00:43.88] You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
[00:47.82] A Catholic the moment Dad came
[00:52.32] Because
[00:55.59] Every sperm is sacred
[01:00.48] Every sperm is great
[01:04.51] If a sperm is wasted
[01:08.90] God gets quite irate
[01:13.47] Every sperm is sacred
[01:17.94] Every sperm is great
[01:21.97] If a sperm is wasted
[01:26.22] God gets quite irate
[01:31.16] Let the heathen spill theirs
[01:35.15] On the dusty ground
[01:39.78] God shall make them pay for
[01:43.78] Each sperm that can't be found
[01:50.06] Every sperm is wanted
[01:53.28] Every sperm is good
[01:57.47] Every sperm is needed
[02:01.32] In your neighbourhood
[02:05.52] Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
[02:09.55] Spill theirs just anywhere
[02:13.44] But God loves those who treat their
[02:18.28] Semen with more care
[02:22.15] Every sperm is sacred
[02:25.80] Every sperm is great
[02:29.52] If a sperm is wasted
[02:33.29] God get quite irate
[02:37.44] Every sperm is sacred
[02:40.99] Every sperm is good
[02:45.66] Every sperm is needed
[02:49.14] In your neighbourhood!
[02:52.68] Every sperm is useful
[02:56.28] Every sperm is fine
[03:00.66] God needs everybody's
[03:04.17] Mine! And mine! And mine!
[03:08.23]
[03:38.07] Let the Pagan spill theirs
[03:41.45] O'er mountain, hill, and plain
[03:45.66] God shall strike them down for
[03:49.42] Each sperm that's spilt in vain
[03:52.10] Every sperm is sacred
[03:57.14] Every sperm is good
[04:01.45] Every sperm is needed
[04:04.25] In your neighbourhood
[04:08.48] Every sperm is sacred
[04:13.04] Every sperm is great
[04:15.93] If a sperm is wasted
[04:19.54] God gets quite irate
[04:28.01]
[00:07.94] There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
[00:11.92] There are those that follow Mohammed, but
[00:16.48] I've never been one of them
[00:22.93] I'm a Roman Catholic
[00:25.73] And have been since before I was born
[00:29.65] And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
[00:33.57] They'll take you as soon as you're warm
[00:37.18] You don't have to be a six-footer
[00:40.79] You don't have to have a great brain
[00:43.88] You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
[00:47.82] A Catholic the moment Dad came
[00:52.32] Because
[00:55.59] Every sperm is sacred
[01:00.48] Every sperm is great
[01:04.51] If a sperm is wasted
[01:08.90] God gets quite irate
[01:13.47] Every sperm is sacred
[01:17.94] Every sperm is great
[01:21.97] If a sperm is wasted
[01:26.22] God gets quite irate
[01:31.16] Let the heathen spill theirs
[01:35.15] On the dusty ground
[01:39.78] God shall make them pay for
[01:43.78] Each sperm that can't be found
[01:50.06] Every sperm is wanted
[01:53.28] Every sperm is good
[01:57.47] Every sperm is needed
[02:01.32] In your neighbourhood
[02:05.52] Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
[02:09.55] Spill theirs just anywhere
[02:13.44] But God loves those who treat their
[02:18.28] Semen with more care
[02:22.15] Every sperm is sacred
[02:25.80] Every sperm is great
[02:29.52] If a sperm is wasted
[02:33.29] God get quite irate
[02:37.44] Every sperm is sacred
[02:40.99] Every sperm is good
[02:45.66] Every sperm is needed
[02:49.14] In your neighbourhood!
[02:52.68] Every sperm is useful
[02:56.28] Every sperm is fine
[03:00.66] God needs everybody's
[03:04.17] Mine! And mine! And mine!
[03:08.23]
[03:38.07] Let the Pagan spill theirs
[03:41.45] O'er mountain, hill, and plain
[03:45.66] God shall strike them down for
[03:49.42] Each sperm that's spilt in vain
[03:52.10] Every sperm is sacred
[03:57.14] Every sperm is good
[04:01.45] Every sperm is needed
[04:04.25] In your neighbourhood
[04:08.48] Every sperm is sacred
[04:13.04] Every sperm is great
[04:15.93] If a sperm is wasted
[04:19.54] God gets quite irate
[04:28.01]