Doctor G

Doctor G said to me
For a sec I thought you were she
If you don't look out miss E
That is sure what you will be

'Cause my dear you can't controle
It's not your fault you have a hole
A little hole here in your genes
Your mama had kept it for your teens

Cat's don't make dogs said Doctor G
Doctor G
Apples don't fall far from the tree
Said Doctor G

Well, what if my mother is a bear
And my father is a hare
Who am I then Doctor G
There's a problem can't you see?

And if a cat can't make a dog
Well can a weasel make a frog?
And if a toad can be a prince
Can my car become a quince?

And if I have a little baby
Doctor G Doctor G
Will she bark or will she meow
Will she growl or will she howl?

If a shrimp can't make a flea
Nore a hedgehog make a bee
And if a rooster can't make a bat
How come a shrink can be a rat?

Cat's don't make dots said Doctor G
Doctor G
Apples don't fall far from the tree
Said Doctor G

It's been swell to see you Doctor G
You made my day

So if I get you Doctor G
Life is just a big gold zoo
With crocodiles and kangaroos
And jingle bells and Poopidoos

Well if life is just a big old zoo
I guess I'm just part of it too
And if I'm lucky I'm a bird
And I will fly over your world

Cat's don't make dots said Doctor G
Doctor G
Apples don't fall far from the tree
Said Doctor G