Introduction

Well, what's happening

There's a party
You having a good time
You better
I'm J.J.Wright this is Ron D'Wire
No, Ron D'Wire, like McCloud

If you want to
Take it off, that shirt
Ron D'Wire
Ron D'Wire has a quiz for you, ha

Imma give you guys
All you have to remember's the Monster Mash

How about all those snoopy and Greg Barron records
Is that all
Here's a touhg one
Y'all will mostly be proud
How about Alvin in a trimp banks

All those tours
Have come to a very special category of pop musical nobelty batery

Be out with us tonight
The master
A modern day pop nobelty
J.J. is gonna bring him out here
And he's gonna play you music right now

Ladies and gentleman
A big kiss runaway and metro-welcome
Welcome for "Weird Al" Yankovic