Witch Burning (From "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
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โฑ๏ธ 2:47 duration
๐ ID: 877440
๐ Lyrics
- We have found a witch. May we burn her?
- Burn her!
- How do you know she is a witch?
- She looks like one.
- Bring her forward.
- I am not a witch.
- But you are dressed as one.
- They dressed me up like this.
- We didn't!
- And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
- Well?
- Well, we did do the nose.
- The nose?
- And the hat. But she is a witch.
- Burn her!
- Did you dress her up like this?
- No.
- Yes.
- Yes, a bit. She has got a wart.
- What makes you think she is a witch?
- Well, she turned me into a newt.
- A newt?
- I got better.
- Burn her anyway.
- Burn her!
- Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
- Are there? What are they? Tell us.
- Tell me, what do you do with witches?
- Burn them!
- What do you burn apart from witches?
- More witches!
- Wood.
- So, why do witches burn?
- 'Cause they're made of wood?
- Good!
- So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
- Build a bridge out of her.
- Can you not also make bridges of stone?
- Oh, yeah.
- Does wood sink in water?
- No.
- It floats.
- Throw her into the pond!
- What also floats in water?
- Bread.
- Apples.
- Very small rocks.
- Cider.
- Cherries.
- Gravy.
- Mud.
- Churches.
- Lead.
- A duck!
- Exactly.
So, logically...
- If she weighs the same as a duck...
She's made of wood.
- And, therefore...
- A witch!
- A witch!
- Burn her!
- How do you know she is a witch?
- She looks like one.
- Bring her forward.
- I am not a witch.
- But you are dressed as one.
- They dressed me up like this.
- We didn't!
- And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
- Well?
- Well, we did do the nose.
- The nose?
- And the hat. But she is a witch.
- Burn her!
- Did you dress her up like this?
- No.
- Yes.
- Yes, a bit. She has got a wart.
- What makes you think she is a witch?
- Well, she turned me into a newt.
- A newt?
- I got better.
- Burn her anyway.
- Burn her!
- Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
- Are there? What are they? Tell us.
- Tell me, what do you do with witches?
- Burn them!
- What do you burn apart from witches?
- More witches!
- Wood.
- So, why do witches burn?
- 'Cause they're made of wood?
- Good!
- So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
- Build a bridge out of her.
- Can you not also make bridges of stone?
- Oh, yeah.
- Does wood sink in water?
- No.
- It floats.
- Throw her into the pond!
- What also floats in water?
- Bread.
- Apples.
- Very small rocks.
- Cider.
- Cherries.
- Gravy.
- Mud.
- Churches.
- Lead.
- A duck!
- Exactly.
So, logically...
- If she weighs the same as a duck...
She's made of wood.
- And, therefore...
- A witch!
- A witch!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:09.74] - We have found a witch. May we burn her?
[00:11.51] - Burn her!
[00:15.16] - How do you know she is a witch?
[00:16.09] - She looks like one.
[00:19.76] - Bring her forward.
[00:21.59] - I am not a witch.
[00:24.27] - But you are dressed as one.
[00:27.05] - They dressed me up like this.
[00:28.88] - We didn't!
[00:30.64] - And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
[00:33.32] - Well?
[00:34.22] - Well, we did do the nose.
[00:36.08] - The nose?
[00:36.97] - And the hat. But she is a witch.
[00:38.74] - Burn her!
[00:42.36] - Did you dress her up like this?
[00:45.05] - No.
[00:45.94] - Yes.
[00:47.70] - Yes, a bit. She has got a wart.
[00:51.46] - What makes you think she is a witch?
[00:53.21] - Well, she turned me into a newt.
[00:55.97] - A newt?
[00:59.53] - I got better.
[01:02.28] - Burn her anyway.
[01:04.01] - Burn her!
[01:08.44] - Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
[01:13.82] - Are there? What are they? Tell us.
[01:17.51] - Tell me, what do you do with witches?
[01:21.16] - Burn them!
[01:24.86] - What do you burn apart from witches?
[01:26.65] - More witches!
[01:29.31] - Wood.
[01:30.27] - So, why do witches burn?
[01:42.82] - 'Cause they're made of wood?
[01:44.69] - Good!
[01:47.43] - So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
[01:51.02] - Build a bridge out of her.
[01:53.77] - Can you not also make bridges of stone?
[01:57.39] - Oh, yeah.
[02:00.00] - Does wood sink in water?
[02:02.71] - No.
[02:03.62] - It floats.
[02:05.72] - Throw her into the pond!
[02:09.30] - What also floats in water?
[02:12.99] - Bread.
[02:14.86] - Apples.
[02:15.76] - Very small rocks.
[02:16.64] - Cider.
[02:17.51] - Cherries.
[02:18.47] - Gravy.
[02:19.31] - Mud.
[02:20.22] - Churches.
[02:21.14] - Lead.
[02:22.04] - A duck!
[02:24.71] - Exactly.
[02:27.45] So, logically...
[02:31.08] - If she weighs the same as a duck...
[02:36.44] She's made of wood.
[02:39.16] - And, therefore...
[02:43.25] - A witch!
[02:44.19] - A witch!
[02:45.02]
[00:11.51] - Burn her!
[00:15.16] - How do you know she is a witch?
[00:16.09] - She looks like one.
[00:19.76] - Bring her forward.
[00:21.59] - I am not a witch.
[00:24.27] - But you are dressed as one.
[00:27.05] - They dressed me up like this.
[00:28.88] - We didn't!
[00:30.64] - And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
[00:33.32] - Well?
[00:34.22] - Well, we did do the nose.
[00:36.08] - The nose?
[00:36.97] - And the hat. But she is a witch.
[00:38.74] - Burn her!
[00:42.36] - Did you dress her up like this?
[00:45.05] - No.
[00:45.94] - Yes.
[00:47.70] - Yes, a bit. She has got a wart.
[00:51.46] - What makes you think she is a witch?
[00:53.21] - Well, she turned me into a newt.
[00:55.97] - A newt?
[00:59.53] - I got better.
[01:02.28] - Burn her anyway.
[01:04.01] - Burn her!
[01:08.44] - Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
[01:13.82] - Are there? What are they? Tell us.
[01:17.51] - Tell me, what do you do with witches?
[01:21.16] - Burn them!
[01:24.86] - What do you burn apart from witches?
[01:26.65] - More witches!
[01:29.31] - Wood.
[01:30.27] - So, why do witches burn?
[01:42.82] - 'Cause they're made of wood?
[01:44.69] - Good!
[01:47.43] - So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
[01:51.02] - Build a bridge out of her.
[01:53.77] - Can you not also make bridges of stone?
[01:57.39] - Oh, yeah.
[02:00.00] - Does wood sink in water?
[02:02.71] - No.
[02:03.62] - It floats.
[02:05.72] - Throw her into the pond!
[02:09.30] - What also floats in water?
[02:12.99] - Bread.
[02:14.86] - Apples.
[02:15.76] - Very small rocks.
[02:16.64] - Cider.
[02:17.51] - Cherries.
[02:18.47] - Gravy.
[02:19.31] - Mud.
[02:20.22] - Churches.
[02:21.14] - Lead.
[02:22.04] - A duck!
[02:24.71] - Exactly.
[02:27.45] So, logically...
[02:31.08] - If she weighs the same as a duck...
[02:36.44] She's made of wood.
[02:39.16] - And, therefore...
[02:43.25] - A witch!
[02:44.19] - A witch!
[02:45.02]