A Christmas Shortcut

[00:07.95] I'm thinkin' 'bout thos presents
[00:10.34] I want 'em now
[00:12.10] I really love some gifts at Christmas
[00:15.86] Tear the wrapping paper
[00:17.71] Uncover prize
[00:19.68] I need to see what people thought I would like
[00:23.03] Etiquette dictates that I've gotta wait
[00:26.48] For Christmas Eve or Christmas Day
[00:28.71] When I'm face-to-face
[00:30.44] With mom and dad or uncles
[00:31.92] It's a disgrace
[00:34.01] Appalling stuff
[00:35.86] I need a Christmas shortcut
[00:39.26] I just wanna open up my presents now
[00:43.25] Give me a Christmas shortcut
[00:47.01] I can't wait forever, this is what I want
[00:52.37] A straight line is the shortest
[00:55.02] Distance between
[00:56.59] Me and my presents, holiday geometry
[01:00.53] Underneath the tree, such a cruel display
[01:03.82] Wrapped items staring back
[01:05.78] Taunting every day
[01:07.79] I toss and turn in bed
[01:09.70] Looping scary thoughts
[01:11.41] Of waiting until Christmas morning
[01:14.92] I dream of wrapping paper
[01:17.02] Covering the earth
[01:18.80] A suffocated world, tradition at its worst
[01:22.99] Everyone keeps sayin' "You've gotta wait"
[01:26.26] For Christmas Eve or Christmas Day
[01:27.96] When I'm face-to-face
[01:30.04] With grandparents, friends, aunts
[01:31.31] People I've met
[01:33.47] Absolutely unthinkable
[01:35.51] I need a Christmas shortcut
[01:39.02] I just wanna open up my presents now
[01:43.24] Give me a Christmas shortcut
[01:46.94] I can't wait forever, this is what I want
[01:50.61] I need a Christmas shortcut
[01:54.25] From Point A wrapped up
[01:55.58] Point B in use in my home
[01:58.53] Give me a Christmas shortcut
[02:01.46] Expedite, accelerate
[02:03.35] Let's hurry now
[02:07.39] I have my creed, yes they're firm beliefs
[02:11.22] When I learn of presents, I must open them ASAP
[02:15.06] Gratification, no, I won't delay
[02:18.57] So many presents, gotta open them all today
[02:22.05] I don't wanna wait, I don't wanna wait
[02:26.26] I don't wanna wait
[02:27.41] No-o-o-o-o
[02:29.67] I'm not gonna wait, I'm not gonna wait
[02:33.24] I'm never gonna wait
[02:34.60] No-o-o-o-o
[02:54.67] I need a Christmas shortcut
[02:57.55] I just wanna open up my presents now
[03:01.32] Give me a Christmas shortcut
[03:04.50] I can't wait forever, this is what I want
[03:08.75] I need a Christmas shortcut
[03:12.21] From Point A wrapped up
[03:13.37] Point B in use in my home
[03:16.41] Give me a Christmas shortcut
[03:19.56] Expedite, accelerate
[03:21.58] Let's hurry now
[03:25.49] Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[03:32.97] Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
[03:40.50] A Christmas shortcut
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