National Crime Awareness Week (Complete Psycho)

On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning

This is a case of passion over reason
This is a case when your shoes don't need a shine
Gimme some space, man, to practice my profession
I've got the ace, man, and what is yours is mine
In theory, yes, I abhor the violence
In practice, well, sometimes they freak

You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week

I'll put it to you this way, I love to take chances
I'll put it to you this way, I'm a happy, happy guy
I'll put it to you this way, I love the little headlines
"Unknown Caucasian Strikes One More Time"

So don't say a word, just hand me the Timex
I've got places to go and people to meet

You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week

On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning

Every time you shower, are you waiting for the music
The curtain drawing back, the water turning red
Don't blame that on me, I ain't no Tony Perkins
I'm saner than you are, I know that for a fact

On and on, the world keeps spinning
On and on, I keep on winning

You honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week

Maybe next year you'll break my streak
During National Crime Awareness Week
But as for now I've got mystique
During National Crime Awareness Week

Hey, you honor me
I feel unique
It's National Crime Awareness Week