A Bag of Weed (From Family Guy)
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โฑ๏ธ 2:58 duration
๐ ID: 8792215
๐ Lyrics
Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
There you go, you're all getting it now
When Texas people want to feel good
They go assault a queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent "The Rocketeer"
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy like me (right!)
But all we need is a bag of weed
To keep us worry-free
One, two, three, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
No, you don't need Meth and you don't need Speed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
Have a go, Brian
As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof-do-gee-pee-pol-poo"
But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear (Hey!)
'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You're a happy guy but you can't proceed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
There you go, you're all getting it now
When Texas people want to feel good
They go assault a queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent "The Rocketeer"
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy like me (right!)
But all we need is a bag of weed
To keep us worry-free
One, two, three, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
No, you don't need Meth and you don't need Speed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
Have a go, Brian
As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof-do-gee-pee-pol-poo"
But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear (Hey!)
'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You're a happy guy but you can't proceed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.42] Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
[00:13.93] When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
[00:17.69] Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
[00:20.98] But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
[00:24.97] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
[00:28.35] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[00:30.00] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:31.53] It's the only hope that you'll ever need
[00:33.34] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:35.56] There you go, you're all getting it now
[00:38.79] When Texas people want to feel good
[00:40.58] They go assault a queer
[00:42.30] When stupid people need a thrill
[00:43.99] They rent "The Rocketeer"
[00:45.86] When Michael Jackson needs a rush
[00:47.64] He humps a guy like me (right!)
[00:49.49] But all we need is a bag of weed
[00:50.99] To keep us worry-free
[00:52.93] One, two, three, ho!
[00:54.50] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[00:56.36] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:57.99] No, you don't need Meth and you don't need Speed
[00:59.77] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:03.09] Have a go, Brian
[01:05.34] As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
[01:08.80] And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof-do-gee-pee-pol-poo"
[01:12.31] But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear (Hey!)
[01:15.89] 'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer
[01:19.21] And one, two
[01:20.42] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[01:22.10] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:24.03] You can try and fight but we're all agreed
[01:25.55] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:28.99]
[02:35.30] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
[02:38.62] And a one, two, three, four
[02:40.63] And a five, and a six, and a seven, ho!
[02:42.45] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[02:44.22] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[02:46.06] You're a happy guy but you can't proceed
[02:47.60] Because everything is better with a bag of weed!
[02:53.09] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
[02:54.59]
[00:13.93] When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
[00:17.69] Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
[00:20.98] But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
[00:24.97] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
[00:28.35] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[00:30.00] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:31.53] It's the only hope that you'll ever need
[00:33.34] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:35.56] There you go, you're all getting it now
[00:38.79] When Texas people want to feel good
[00:40.58] They go assault a queer
[00:42.30] When stupid people need a thrill
[00:43.99] They rent "The Rocketeer"
[00:45.86] When Michael Jackson needs a rush
[00:47.64] He humps a guy like me (right!)
[00:49.49] But all we need is a bag of weed
[00:50.99] To keep us worry-free
[00:52.93] One, two, three, ho!
[00:54.50] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[00:56.36] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[00:57.99] No, you don't need Meth and you don't need Speed
[00:59.77] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:03.09] Have a go, Brian
[01:05.34] As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
[01:08.80] And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof-do-gee-pee-pol-poo"
[01:12.31] But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear (Hey!)
[01:15.89] 'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer
[01:19.21] And one, two
[01:20.42] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[01:22.10] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:24.03] You can try and fight but we're all agreed
[01:25.55] Because everything is better with a bag of weed
[01:28.99]
[02:35.30] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
[02:38.62] And a one, two, three, four
[02:40.63] And a five, and a six, and a seven, ho!
[02:42.45] A bag of weed, a bag of weed
[02:44.22] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
[02:46.06] You're a happy guy but you can't proceed
[02:47.60] Because everything is better with a bag of weed!
[02:53.09] Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
[02:54.59]