I'm Interested In Apathy

I know how to cheat at Tattslotto.
I got a great idea for a song.
I know the truth about Marilyn Monroe.
I can prove Einstein's theory wrong.

I can predict mankind's fate.
I know where there's oil in Bass Strait.
All the deserts I could irrigate.
All the poor I could emancipate.

But that's not what motivates me;
I'm interested in apathy.
Apathy, apathy, apathy.
Apathy, apathy, apathy.

I got the cure for all known disease.
I can make money grow on trees.
I know how to stop terrorism.
I know one of the guys in TISM.

But that's not what motivates me;
I'm interested in apathy.
Apathy, apathy, apathy.
Apathy, apathy, apathy.

That's not what motivates me. (Apathy)
Enough of this petty stuff for me; (apathy)
Not interested in pedantry. (Apathy)
I'm interested in apathy.

Apathy...

Well here we at the last verse. (At the last verse)
I've lost interest.