No Easy Way
๐ต 1556 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:35 duration
๐ ID: 8831380
๐ Lyrics
You've made a generous offer and while I wish I could accept it
I'm afraid to say you've asked me on imperfect information
I'm a danger to you and others and while I'd love to be your girlfriend
There is something you should know that introduces complications
There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm a vampire
My teeth are getting pointy and I stay up late at night
I don't think that you could take it if I turned into a vampire
So you'll have to find a different date to prom
I have mixed feelings about this entire situation
Now that I know what's happening I do feel some relief
Though I hate to have to hurt you but I know that you will thank me
When my horrific and powerful transition is complete
There's no easy way to say this but I think I'm a zombie
I am feeling rather sluggish and getting bored with normal food
I don't think that you could take if I turned into a zombie
So you'll have to find a different date to prom
You might think that there's a different explanation
For these symptoms in a normal phenomenon
You might think that I'm getting strange ideas
From the books I read or the forums I post on
But those are excuses
Crazy ideas you're coming up with because you're scared
This relationship is over
I can't be with you, you should be glad that you've been spared
There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm Cthulhu
I am longing for the ocean and so very, very tired
I don't think you could take if I turned into Cthulhu
So you'll have to find a different date to prom
Please just ask a different girl to prom
I'm afraid to say you've asked me on imperfect information
I'm a danger to you and others and while I'd love to be your girlfriend
There is something you should know that introduces complications
There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm a vampire
My teeth are getting pointy and I stay up late at night
I don't think that you could take it if I turned into a vampire
So you'll have to find a different date to prom
I have mixed feelings about this entire situation
Now that I know what's happening I do feel some relief
Though I hate to have to hurt you but I know that you will thank me
When my horrific and powerful transition is complete
There's no easy way to say this but I think I'm a zombie
I am feeling rather sluggish and getting bored with normal food
I don't think that you could take if I turned into a zombie
So you'll have to find a different date to prom
You might think that there's a different explanation
For these symptoms in a normal phenomenon
You might think that I'm getting strange ideas
From the books I read or the forums I post on
But those are excuses
Crazy ideas you're coming up with because you're scared
This relationship is over
I can't be with you, you should be glad that you've been spared
There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm Cthulhu
I am longing for the ocean and so very, very tired
I don't think you could take if I turned into Cthulhu
So you'll have to find a different date to prom
Please just ask a different girl to prom
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.11] You've made a generous offer and while I wish I could accept it
[00:04.75] I'm afraid to say you've asked me on imperfect information
[00:09.28] I'm a danger to you and others and while I'd love to be your girlfriend
[00:13.73] There is something you should know that introduces complications
[00:19.27] There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm a vampire
[00:26.45] My teeth are getting pointy and I stay up late at night
[00:31.09] I don't think that you could take it if I turned into a vampire
[00:35.52] So you'll have to find a different date to prom
[00:40.96] I have mixed feelings about this entire situation
[00:44.67] Now that I know what's happening I do feel some relief
[00:49.15] Though I hate to have to hurt you but I know that you will thank me
[00:53.66] When my horrific and powerful transition is complete
[00:58.20] There's no easy way to say this but I think I'm a zombie
[01:06.37] I am feeling rather sluggish and getting bored with normal food
[01:09.93] I don't think that you could take if I turned into a zombie
[01:15.40] So you'll have to find a different date to prom
[01:22.67] You might think that there's a different explanation
[01:28.15] For these symptoms in a normal phenomenon
[01:31.72] You might think that I'm getting strange ideas
[01:36.20] From the books I read or the forums I post on
[01:41.75] But those are excuses
[01:43.51] Crazy ideas you're coming up with because you're scared
[01:49.87] This relationship is over
[01:54.41] I can't be with you, you should be glad that you've been spared
[02:01.66] There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm Cthulhu
[02:07.18] I am longing for the ocean and so very, very tired
[02:13.49] I don't think you could take if I turned into Cthulhu
[02:17.97] So you'll have to find a different date to prom
[02:22.40] Please just ask a different girl to prom
[02:26.13]
[00:04.75] I'm afraid to say you've asked me on imperfect information
[00:09.28] I'm a danger to you and others and while I'd love to be your girlfriend
[00:13.73] There is something you should know that introduces complications
[00:19.27] There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm a vampire
[00:26.45] My teeth are getting pointy and I stay up late at night
[00:31.09] I don't think that you could take it if I turned into a vampire
[00:35.52] So you'll have to find a different date to prom
[00:40.96] I have mixed feelings about this entire situation
[00:44.67] Now that I know what's happening I do feel some relief
[00:49.15] Though I hate to have to hurt you but I know that you will thank me
[00:53.66] When my horrific and powerful transition is complete
[00:58.20] There's no easy way to say this but I think I'm a zombie
[01:06.37] I am feeling rather sluggish and getting bored with normal food
[01:09.93] I don't think that you could take if I turned into a zombie
[01:15.40] So you'll have to find a different date to prom
[01:22.67] You might think that there's a different explanation
[01:28.15] For these symptoms in a normal phenomenon
[01:31.72] You might think that I'm getting strange ideas
[01:36.20] From the books I read or the forums I post on
[01:41.75] But those are excuses
[01:43.51] Crazy ideas you're coming up with because you're scared
[01:49.87] This relationship is over
[01:54.41] I can't be with you, you should be glad that you've been spared
[02:01.66] There's no easy way to say this but I think that I'm Cthulhu
[02:07.18] I am longing for the ocean and so very, very tired
[02:13.49] I don't think you could take if I turned into Cthulhu
[02:17.97] So you'll have to find a different date to prom
[02:22.40] Please just ask a different girl to prom
[02:26.13]