Old Fart at Play
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โฑ๏ธ 1:51 duration
๐ ID: 886469
๐ Lyrics
Pappy with the Khaki sweatband
Bowed goat potbellied barnyard that only he noticed
The old fart was smart
The old gold cloth madonna
Dancin' t' the fiddle 'n saw
He ran down behind the knoll
'N slipped on his wooden fishhead
The mouth worked 'n snapped all the bees
Back t' the bungalow
Momma was flatten'n lard
With her red enamel rollin' pin
When the fishhead broke the window
Rubber eye erect 'n precisely detailed
Airholes from which breath should come
Is now closely fit
With the chatter of the old fart inside
An assortment of observations took place
Momma licked 'er lips like uh cat
Pecked the ground like uh rooster
Pivoted like uh duck
Her stockings down caught dust 'n doughballs
She cracked 'er mouth glaze caught one eyelash
Rubbed 'er hands on 'er gorgeous gingham
Her hand grasped sticky metal intricate latchwork
Open t' the room uh smell cold mixed with bologna
Rubber bands crumpled wax paper bonnets
Fat goose legs 'n special jellies
Ignited by the warmth of the room
The old fart smelled this thru his important breather holes
Cleverly he dialed from within from the outside we observed
That the nose of the wooden mask
Where the holes had just been uh moment ago
Was now smooth amazingly blended camouflaged in
With the very intricate rainbow trout replica
The old fart inside was now breathin' freely
From his perfume bottle atomizer air bulb invention
His excited eyes from within the dark interior glazed;
Watered in appreciation of his thoughtful preparation.
Bowed goat potbellied barnyard that only he noticed
The old fart was smart
The old gold cloth madonna
Dancin' t' the fiddle 'n saw
He ran down behind the knoll
'N slipped on his wooden fishhead
The mouth worked 'n snapped all the bees
Back t' the bungalow
Momma was flatten'n lard
With her red enamel rollin' pin
When the fishhead broke the window
Rubber eye erect 'n precisely detailed
Airholes from which breath should come
Is now closely fit
With the chatter of the old fart inside
An assortment of observations took place
Momma licked 'er lips like uh cat
Pecked the ground like uh rooster
Pivoted like uh duck
Her stockings down caught dust 'n doughballs
She cracked 'er mouth glaze caught one eyelash
Rubbed 'er hands on 'er gorgeous gingham
Her hand grasped sticky metal intricate latchwork
Open t' the room uh smell cold mixed with bologna
Rubber bands crumpled wax paper bonnets
Fat goose legs 'n special jellies
Ignited by the warmth of the room
The old fart smelled this thru his important breather holes
Cleverly he dialed from within from the outside we observed
That the nose of the wooden mask
Where the holes had just been uh moment ago
Was now smooth amazingly blended camouflaged in
With the very intricate rainbow trout replica
The old fart inside was now breathin' freely
From his perfume bottle atomizer air bulb invention
His excited eyes from within the dark interior glazed;
Watered in appreciation of his thoughtful preparation.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.06] Pappy with the Khaki sweatband
[00:07.65] Bowed goat potbellied barnyard that only he noticed
[00:10.83] The old fart was smart
[00:12.14] The old gold cloth madonna
[00:14.70] Dancin' t' the fiddle 'n saw
[00:16.59] He ran down behind the knoll
[00:18.04] 'N slipped on his wooden fishhead
[00:20.59] The mouth worked 'n snapped all the bees
[00:22.53] Back t' the bungalow
[00:24.28] Momma was flatten'n lard
[00:26.31] With her red enamel rollin' pin
[00:28.46] When the fishhead broke the window
[00:29.75] Rubber eye erect 'n precisely detailed
[00:32.86] Airholes from which breath should come
[00:34.72] Is now closely fit
[00:36.75] With the chatter of the old fart inside
[00:38.73] An assortment of observations took place
[00:41.92] Momma licked 'er lips like uh cat
[00:43.74] Pecked the ground like uh rooster
[00:45.50] Pivoted like uh duck
[00:46.80] Her stockings down caught dust 'n doughballs
[00:49.21] She cracked 'er mouth glaze caught one eyelash
[00:52.22] Rubbed 'er hands on 'er gorgeous gingham
[00:54.63] Her hand grasped sticky metal intricate latchwork
[00:58.49] Open t' the room uh smell cold mixed with bologna
[01:02.88] Rubber bands crumpled wax paper bonnets
[01:05.57] Fat goose legs 'n special jellies
[01:07.96] Ignited by the warmth of the room
[01:10.30] The old fart smelled this thru his important breather holes
[01:14.44] Cleverly he dialed from within from the outside we observed
[01:18.34] That the nose of the wooden mask
[01:20.46] Where the holes had just been uh moment ago
[01:23.49] Was now smooth amazingly blended camouflaged in
[01:27.18] With the very intricate rainbow trout replica
[01:29.90] The old fart inside was now breathin' freely
[01:32.89] From his perfume bottle atomizer air bulb invention
[01:36.76] His excited eyes from within the dark interior glazed;
[01:42.04] Watered in appreciation of his thoughtful preparation.
[01:46.79]
[00:07.65] Bowed goat potbellied barnyard that only he noticed
[00:10.83] The old fart was smart
[00:12.14] The old gold cloth madonna
[00:14.70] Dancin' t' the fiddle 'n saw
[00:16.59] He ran down behind the knoll
[00:18.04] 'N slipped on his wooden fishhead
[00:20.59] The mouth worked 'n snapped all the bees
[00:22.53] Back t' the bungalow
[00:24.28] Momma was flatten'n lard
[00:26.31] With her red enamel rollin' pin
[00:28.46] When the fishhead broke the window
[00:29.75] Rubber eye erect 'n precisely detailed
[00:32.86] Airholes from which breath should come
[00:34.72] Is now closely fit
[00:36.75] With the chatter of the old fart inside
[00:38.73] An assortment of observations took place
[00:41.92] Momma licked 'er lips like uh cat
[00:43.74] Pecked the ground like uh rooster
[00:45.50] Pivoted like uh duck
[00:46.80] Her stockings down caught dust 'n doughballs
[00:49.21] She cracked 'er mouth glaze caught one eyelash
[00:52.22] Rubbed 'er hands on 'er gorgeous gingham
[00:54.63] Her hand grasped sticky metal intricate latchwork
[00:58.49] Open t' the room uh smell cold mixed with bologna
[01:02.88] Rubber bands crumpled wax paper bonnets
[01:05.57] Fat goose legs 'n special jellies
[01:07.96] Ignited by the warmth of the room
[01:10.30] The old fart smelled this thru his important breather holes
[01:14.44] Cleverly he dialed from within from the outside we observed
[01:18.34] That the nose of the wooden mask
[01:20.46] Where the holes had just been uh moment ago
[01:23.49] Was now smooth amazingly blended camouflaged in
[01:27.18] With the very intricate rainbow trout replica
[01:29.90] The old fart inside was now breathin' freely
[01:32.89] From his perfume bottle atomizer air bulb invention
[01:36.76] His excited eyes from within the dark interior glazed;
[01:42.04] Watered in appreciation of his thoughtful preparation.
[01:46.79]